Speaking of reviews.....

[sexymaid_69]

I know we weren't,
just makes a catchy title.

Some time ago, way back in the ASPD days there was a review that was posted in co ed and lauded as the funniest review ever.
Part of the review discussed the conversation the lady in question had with the clients jacket.

Does anyone else recall the review of which I speak?

And..... would anyone know where I might find a copy of that review?
You see, I was telling a hobby friend about some of the funny things that go on and describing some of the funnier reviews I've read.
I told him about the aforementioned review but he wasn't involved in the hobby when ASPD was still alive and well so he never read any of that board.

It was a hilarious read and I do hope someone saved it for posterity and perhaps reposted it here?


Thanks for reading, hope one of ya'll can help me out.

[Pistolero]

I will see if I can find it. It was a hobbyist from Dallas visiting Chicago, if I remember correct. It was on the old ASPD data base we had on Eraps, but can not be accessed there now. I will check and see if someone has it.

He also scheduled a visit with a provider and when she opened the door it was his ex-wife. That was funny too.

He wrote great reviews.

[AmishGangster]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

I will see if I can find it. It was a hobbyist from Dallas visiting Chicago, if I remember correct. It was on the old ASPD data base we had on Eraps, but can not be accessed there now. I will check and see if someone has it.

He also scheduled a visit with a provider and when she opened the door it was his ex-wife. That was funny too.

He wrote great reviews.

I always thought the ex wife review was fake?

[sexymaid_69]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

I will see if I can find it. It was a hobbyist from Dallas visiting Chicago, if I remember correct. It was on the old ASPD data base we had on Eraps, but can not be accessed there now. I will check and see if someone has it.

He also scheduled a visit with a provider and when she opened the door it was his ex-wife. That was funny too.

He wrote great reviews.

Yeah, that was the guy.

The review I'm talking about had me in stitches from beginning to end it was so hilarious.

[wesmantooth]

The funniest reviews I ever saw were on TER. I lived in NYC back in the early part of 2000s and there was this notorious provider named Patty. She was a middle aged homely drunk that apparently gave really good oral without her false teeth. I would die laughing because most of the reviews started out about how surprisingly ugly she was and the state of intoxication they found her in when they met. I would be crying two sentences into many of the reviews. Too bad they took them all down.

[Pistolero]

Well, it is no longer posted on Eccie. It was copied here at one time, but has been removed. Only higher level than moderators can access it.

AG, I am pretty sure the ex-wife story is true. The SCOT was a great writer of reviews tho.

Sorry, the ex-wife post has been removed from general view
The coat thread has been removed where mods can not access it. I remember it tho and it was fucking hilarious.

[chizzy]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

I will see if I can find it. It was a hobbyist from Dallas visiting Chicago, if I remember correct. It was on the old ASPD data base we had on Eraps, but can not be accessed there now. I will check and see if someone has it.

He also scheduled a visit with a provider and when she opened the door it was his ex-wife. That was funny too.

He wrote great reviews.

pistolero


I still have that review...........I had posted it over on indys years ago/ that was hilarious

[chizzy]

Review: One for the ages...
Date: Mid August
Provider: Nope
Phone or Pager: Nope
Email Address: Can't give you that, either
URL / Website: http://
City: Chicago
State: Illinois
Area / Address: Twilight Zone
Appointment Type: Incall
Provider Category: Independent
Activities: Severe embarrasment, egg on face, tightening of all orifices, followed by dinner and tense conversation
Session Length Scheduled: 1hr
Fee: 3C's
Total Paid: Court Ordered
Was Tipping or Upselling an issue?
Was the Description you were given accurate? yes
Hair Color and Length: Black, and longer than before
Age: 45
Race: caucasian
Perfume/Fragrance: Fresh and all Natural
Smoking Status: Could Not Tell Either Way
Where did you hear about this provider? A friend who may never let me live this one down
Provider`s Body: Still very pretty.
What was the Provider's Attitude like? You have GOT to be kidding me.
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Comments:

[eaglehorse]

My pants are wet from laughing..........

[sexymaid_69]

Thank you chizzy,
While hilarious, that was not the review of which I spoke.

Oh well, I do appreciate the effort.

[chizzy]

Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Thank you chizzy,
While hilarious, that was not the review of which I spoke.

Oh well, I do appreciate the effort.

i know hon, this is the one pistero was talking about, the one you want i never saved

sorry

[eyecu2]

Hilarious and scary. I've found myself attracted to the same look and style of my desires many times. Explains the 6 pair of taupe khakis in my closet.