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02-06-2014, 11:11 AM
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Dental Disasters, Facial Scaring, Acne, Wigs, Hair Extensions, Nasty Moles, Big Ass Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Hairy Ass Crack, Feet That look More Like Hooves, Mismatched Tits, 180lbs. not 145lbs., 39 not 29…last but not least Vagina Blubber
Dental Disasters, Facial Scaring, Acne, Wigs, Hair Extensions, Nasty Moles, Big Ass Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Hairy Ass Crack, Feet That look More Like Hooves, Mismatched Tits, 180lbs. not 145lbs., 39 not 29…last but not least Vagina Blubber
I seldom see these things in reviews. What's interesting is I run into them while hobbying. I like to avoid some when ever I can. Do some of you guys not think it's important to not list these? You don't have to mean to be factual. Let me give a few suggestions that might help other hobbyists.
Dental Disaster: Unique Teeth
Facial Scaring: Uneven Facial Skin
Acne: Facial Blemishes
Wig: Hair X 2
Extensions: No Hair Pulling / Lot's of Pins Near Scalp
Nasty Moles: Landmark Skin Monument
Big Ass Hemorrhoids: Butt Crack Speed Bumps
Genital Warts: Kitty Extras
Hairy Ass Crack: Ass Crack Landscaping
Feet That look More Like Hooves: Little Monster Nightmare
Mismatched Tits: One A One D / Craig's List or Garage Sale Boobs
180lbs. not 145lbs.: + or - 45
39 not 29: Needs To Change Age On Her Show Case
Vagina Blubber: Bring A Two Extra Inches Your Going To Need It
And if she is so damn bad you don't know what to say: Yikes / Ripley didn't believe so why would you!
I hope this helps. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter! 
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02-06-2014, 11:22 AM
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The voice of the people has spoken!
YMMV?
Reminder: get hair pulled soon!!
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02-06-2014, 11:27 AM
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 Feet- Little Monster Nightmare!!
Age- 35 (in hooker years)
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02-06-2014, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Jessie Austin
YMMV?
Reminder: get hair pulled soon!!
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Sure you laugh now. Just picture SL doing the wild thing and unleashing the SLAMDANGO® and suddenly I look like an Indian that just scalped someone. I let out an Indian war scream... couldn't think of any other way to play it off! She wasn't real happy either! 
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02-06-2014, 11:30 AM
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Feet- Little Monster Nightmare!!
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No shit... if your going to say 35-39 at least put your DAMN social security check stubs away! Geeez! 
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02-06-2014, 11:30 AM
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Mismatched boobs- Fraternal Twins
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02-06-2014, 11:36 AM
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Mismatched boobs- Fraternal Twins
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hahahaha I like this one better it's subtle
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02-06-2014, 11:38 AM
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Vagina blubber??? HAHAHAHAHA.
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02-06-2014, 11:39 AM
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Something tells me it's time to get the "Monkey Shit Shields" ready.
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02-06-2014, 11:40 AM
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Vagina blubber??? HAHAHAHAHA.
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Camel Toe Extra?
Camel Toe Max?
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02-06-2014, 11:43 AM
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Its only fair you make one for the guys though. 
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02-06-2014, 11:48 AM
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Do you know any spinners with vagina blubber?
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02-06-2014, 11:58 AM
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Camel Toe Extra?
Camel Toe Max?
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You're good! 
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02-06-2014, 11:59 AM
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Its only fair you make one for the guys though. |
You know how to start a new thread LOL 
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02-06-2014, 12:01 PM
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Do you know any spinners with vagina blubber?
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No... but I met a few that had flappers so big they could fall off a building and parachute down safely!
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