Hot young 22 year old ready to make your night awesome

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

That is NOT the soccer player I requested!

Never stopped you from banging a few balls around now did it?

[onei]

Originally Posted by shayla84

to funny, he should wore those man undies that have like the griaff head or elephant tusk thing those are adorable, Id wear them lol

I bought the elephant one for a friend for his 30th birthday several years ago. It was a riot when he opened it in front of a bunch of mixed guests and he wasn't expecting anything like that. Hahaha!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Lo fucking l this is awesome

Hookers say the funniest shit!

[onei]

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[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by justjackie

Awesome! I need to call and put a review up LOL

You can review me anytime Jackie...

[onei]

Let me just say, since I'm guessing most of us guys look that bad or worse, I really feel for you ladies.

[NikkiWhite]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Hookers say the funniest shit!

And johns say the darndest things

[Gentleman]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.

So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.

So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.

At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.

Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.

Reccomendation to be determined

This is just TFF. Thanks for the chuckle...

[71Stingray]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.

So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.

So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.

At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.

Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.

Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.

Reccomendation to be determined

Now THAT IS FUNNY!!

[Slave Guinevere]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.

So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.

So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.

At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.

Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.

Reccomendation to be determined

OMG!!

That was TOO DAMN FUNNY!! LOL…

Your laughing slave,

Guinevere

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

And johns say the darndest things

You Win! LOL

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

I saw him last night. He was not perfectly groomed. He had a daddy belly. Oh, there was a few stretch marks too. OMG, he said he used mouth wash but after he left I really think it was my draino he gargled with. Sheezus. He wouldn't dfk, but whatever. I asked him what was he good for and he said massage. So, okay, he has me on the bed and he starts a decent massage. Then wtf? He lights up a cigarette and opened a can of Bush beer.

So, he starts the rub and fucking flips me too early, like by 5 minutes. Stupid asshole. Right? I asked him turn around, so I could see his magic mike moved, but noooo he said that would be 50 more.

So, I give him the extra 50 and he starts dancing for me, twerkin and everything.
I gave him a little spank and he said noooo, he didn't like that.

At this point, I just wanna get my rocks off, so I tell him to daty.
This fucker brings out some saran wrap. Really?? Covered daty.
Daty was okay. Imo, there are much hotter guys out there for less.

Review will be coming soon. Tcb 8 looks -7 skills 3 Over all a 5.

Reccomendation to be determined

OMFG!!

This is the best thing I've ever read on here!

[Still Looking]