What's your funniest, moments you ever had in the hobby?

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I once texted a job opening to a provider...I thought it was going to a friend of mine! We had a good laugh. Thankfully, I haven't done the opposite yet!

[Guest010619]

My funniest moments were years back when me and the provider were starting to really get into it. I'm sitting on edge of bed and she's sitting on my lap facing me. She makes a small positional adjustment and hears me groan loudly.
"You like that?" She says with a smile.
"No", I replied. "Your sitting on my balls."
Second funny moment... a few minutes later.
During our building up, we heard sirens outside.
Then came a knock on the door.
We both turns toward the door and the knob begins to turn. Fortunately all locks are engaged.
"Room service."
We both let out a sigh of relief.
"Can you come back later?" She says.
"Que?"
"I said can you come back later?" She repeats louder.
"Okay."
Another few moments and we both let out another sigh.
"Wanna take a break?" She says.
"Yeah..." I replied.

[Sonya Playmate]

Originally Posted by initial d

Once I thought I'd be all super duper cool and jumped on the bed all sexy and cool then basically fell off the bed.

Too funny!

[Whispers]

telling a lady that hated "whispers" and would never see him AFTER seeing her 3 times that I was "Whispers"...

[Netx9]

We were in the midst of a vigorous round 2 of CFS when out of no where, there is a knock at the door! We both freeze as we were startled. Waited a few minutes in silence and then another knock at the door. By this time, my fight or flight instincts have kicked in and I've jumped off the bed and started dressing. She looks at me and asks what we should do when there is another knock. She says softly "Who is it?". The reply about made us break out into convulsive laughter...*

<Door Voice>*Your neighbor...
<L>*How can I help you?
<Door Voice>*Uh, I've got something and it sounds like you could use it more than I can...
<L>*OK?
<Door Voice>*I'm leaving it by your door! Have Fun!
<L>*OK, Thanks

We waited a few minutes and checked the eye hole after hearing the door to the room next door close. I opened the door, checking both ways down the hallway and when I looked down and saw 2 bottles of Dos Equis Amber Beer! Cold! I picked them up and closed the door and showed her our presents. Apparently, this gentleman had been treated to an hour of moaning, yelling and Bed-Bumping and wanted to reward us! Needless to say, we both dressed and decided we had best leave so we said our goodbyes and went our separate ways. I texted her the next day to ask if anything happened? She had the room for the night but didn't go back until the next morning to check out... and when she got to the room, they guy had left 2 more bottles outside the door!*