Mah feelin's are hurt sumthin' fierce. Now Ah know ain't nobody 'round h'yar really gives a good gottdamm 'bout meh.
Ain't nobody really lissenin' ta meh. Down deep y'all mus' hate mah damn guts.
Ah reckon thet tha few o' y'all thet are nice ta meh are jus' a-doin it cuz y'all are afraid Ah might sick my good buddy, Greg "Rollin' Thunder" Abbott on yer asses. AN' DON'T THINK AH WON'T!
An' this h'yar is how Ah know. Ah posted this h'yar same durn video almost 2 months ago an' nuny'all said a damm werd. Not a one. Y'all wuz a-shunnin' meh like Ah wuz a Mormon whut bought hisself a coffeemaker.
All y'all kin kiss ma ass on tha Senate floor!
Ah'm a-gonna go an' drown ma sorrows with a couple 'r three milk shakes. Ya bunch o' heartless devils.
Helluva way ta find out, at Crissmuss time.