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12-05-2013, 08:58 AM
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Or the people they can't legally kill.
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12-05-2013, 09:06 AM
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Oh wow. That's a little scary!
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12-05-2013, 11:23 AM
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Sorry... might be confused over the true "spirit" of the topic. BTW.... that avatar reminds me of the "Butterfly Flick".
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12-05-2013, 11:25 AM
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Just replace the word "Department" with "Board" and "Boss" with "Mods"
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12-05-2013, 11:40 AM
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"JOKE 'em if they can't take a FUCK!"
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12-05-2013, 04:36 PM
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WHOEVER
IS TRYING
TO BRING
YOU DOWN
IS ALREADY
BELOW YOU
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12-05-2013, 05:44 PM
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Join Date: Sep 25, 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
WHOEVER
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TO BRING
YOU DOWN
IS ALREADY
BELOW YOU
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Claire I like it when you are on top!
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate!
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12-05-2013, 07:16 PM
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"It's all shits and giggles, till someone giggles and shits"
"Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
"That's what she said "
"Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong."
"Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?"
"Silence is golden....but ducktape is silver!!"
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12-05-2013, 09:31 PM
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Shamelessly copied from the web....
My attitude today is brought to you by, fuck you.
I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up.
I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.
Abracadabra!...... Nope. You're still a bitch.
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12-05-2013, 09:33 PM
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Hmm.... wonder how yssuprider would respond if I applied one of these quotes in his thread......
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12-05-2013, 10:59 PM
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait, it's the flying fuck I don't give.
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12-05-2013, 11:19 PM
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Okay.....applying the next quote......let's see how he responds......
*purely for entertainment purposes*
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12-05-2013, 11:28 PM
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Well, these quotes are definitely effective........
Right after the second line, I received a PM from yours truly.....
No hard feelings, Yssup
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12-05-2013, 11:38 PM
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I've met some real pricks in my time, but you sir are a fucking cactus.
Let's play a game of hide and go fuck yourself.
There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.
I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
Your posts are so fascinating. How did you learn to say 'I want attention' in so many different ways?
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I would like to apologize to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to your dumbass shortly.
If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
A douchebag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of Lego's, next to a Justin Beiber concert.
Déjà poo: the feeling you've heard this shit before.
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