Dear Santa I want a dick for Christmas!

[After5Diva]

Dear Santa,
I want a dick. I want to know what it’s like to have carte blanche to be an ass hole. I want to spend my days looking for someone to touch my dick, lick my dick, someone to stick my dick in. I just want to be a DICK!

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I want to stroke my dick, piss with my dick. I just want a dick.

My dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick.

It’s all about my dick!

If I harasses some ladies or waste their time. Tough shit Santa. It’s OK cuz I’m a DICK!

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My dick , my dick , my dick, my dick.
It’s all about my DICK!

[new2thescene]

You sound like a real TOOL

[Bomb Pop]

Every year same gift...

[BigMikeinKC]

Bitter?

[growler]

Just a sgin that she has been doing this awhile, and has grown weary of dealing with some of the things each woman must deal with. As a part of this thing.

[Helicopter206]

All I what for X-Mas is Two (2) more inches... because that's what the girls tell me they want.

[bp6570]

You can have mine...