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Old 12-03-2013, 05:43 PM   #1
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Default Dear Santa I want a dick for Christmas!

Dear Santa,
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Old 12-04-2013, 09:53 PM   #3
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Dear Santa,
I want a dick. I want to know what it’s like to have carte blanche to be an ass hole. I want to spend my days looking for someone to touch my dick, lick my dick, someone to stick my dick in. I just want to be a DICK!

fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

I want to stroke my dick, piss with my dick. I just want a dick.

My dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick.

It’s all about my dick!

If I harasses some ladies or waste their time. Tough shit Santa. It’s OK cuz I’m a DICK!

Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

My dick , my dick , my dick, my dick.

It’s all about my DICK!

Did you really intend to post this as humor???????
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