"MY DOG ATE MY BUSTIER THREAD…" ;)

[Slave Guinevere]

So San Antonio...

In LIGHT of one of our LATEST threads... started by the BEAUTIFUL CANDI STAXX ..."Providers who ARE NOT reference friendly.." I started thinking… UH OH!!

Well, one of the things... that I think makes a lady... a FIRST CLASS ESCORT... is a lady who notifies all of her men... and the ladies in her community... when she is having PERSONAL or REAL WORLD issues…

While I am as INDEPENDENT and as FREE SPIRITED as anyone…I do think it is important... to give everyone a HEADS UPS when we need to take some personal time off.

This will hopefully REDUCE frustrated emails from both hobbyists and providers and it allows us to give YOU your personal space… so that we DO NOT BOTHER you during your TIME OFF.

NOW, sometimes, this may just mean... that one of our lovely ladies is taking some personal time off to relax and SMELL THE ROSES… YEA VACA!! However, there are other times…that the lovely lady in question may be sick, injured or may simply be tied to HER BED POSTS and can't reach her phone or computer to respond… Lol, you get the idea…

So, I thought that this would be an IDEAL PLACE for each of us to CHECK IN when we need to let everyone know that we are unavailable for WHATEVER REASON…


Now, in light of Sir Whispers and Still Looking I have come to realize that I need to MAKE SURE that this thread is not ONLY HOBBY RELATED but the DAMN THING needs to be INTERESTING & THOUGHT PROVOKING…

With that in mind… I ENCOURAGE each lady to BE CREATIVE when you are posting your reasons for taking time off…

SLAVE GUINEVERE'S SAMPLE EXCUSES:

1) Hello San Antonio…


I was RIDING MR. ROBOTO... while OLD YELLER was doing NAUGHTY THINGS to my TUSHIE ...and PURRSIA was WHIPPING MY BACK... and NOW, I am just TOO DAMN EXHAUSTED TO PLAY anymore today…


2) Hello San Antonio..

So, I woke up this morning... and MY CRAZY DOG WAS QUITE ANNOYED... that I have been PLAYING SO MUCH… that he has decided to HOLD ALL OF MY HOT PINK LINGERIE HOSTAGE... until I agree to take him to the DOG PARK TO MEET a HOT FRENCH POODLE!!

3) HELP!! I have been KIDNAPPED by the BEAUTIFUL DALLAS RAIN!! PLEASE CALL 9…. WAIT… STOP ALL TRANSMISSION… I am being HELD in a room with SEXY KARLA XOXO… and the PROVOCATIVE PRITTY KITTY…

Hmmm… WILL ATTEMPT contact once my HEART STARTS BEATING AGAIN…

WISH ME LUCK!!

GO SLAVE GO!!


Sigh… Now, that we are ALL HOT & BOTHERED… it is YOUR TURN to let us know… when you are IN THE HOUSE and WHEN YOU ARE NOT…

LADIES… I look forward to being dazzled by both your brilliance and your creativity...

Your out of breath slave,

Guinevere


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[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

2) Hello San Antonio..

So, I woke up this morning... and MY CRAZY DOG WAS QUITE ANNOYED... that I have been PLAYING SO MUCH… that he has decided to HOLD ALL OF MY HOT PINK LINGERIE HOSTAGE... until I agree to take him to the DOG PARK TO MEET a HOT FRENCH POODLE!!


Guinevere


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Only two things wrong with that one, Gee.

1) Your dog is the coolest dog in the history of ever and is far from crazy.

2) He never gets annoyed.

3) French Poodles aren't hot.

But you should take him to the dog park, anyway. ...if nothing else, so he can pee on everything. Dogs like to do that.

Poodles..Schnoodles. ..pfft!

Regards,
SofaKingfun

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[Still Looking]

Coed seems like a great place to post taking time off as well as having personal issues. Here is one I've never seen...

1) My doctor said I have a S.U.I.T.

Now if they are brave enough to ask what S.U.I.T. might be, just tell them it stands for:

Something Up In There

Chances are great there will be no more questions!

PS: Slave thats one HOT picture!

[Slave Guinevere]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Coed seems like a great place to post taking time off as well as having personal issues. Here is one I've never seen...

1) My doctor said I have a S.U.I.T.

Now if they are brave enough to ask what S.U.I.T. might be, just tell them it stands for:

Something Up In There

Chances are great there will be no more questions!

PS: Slave thats one HOT picture!

Sir Still Looking…

That is TOO FUNNY!! Unfortunately, I had a good friend in college who had to go to her OB BECAUSE the condom came off during sex and was lodged way up inside of her and she just could not get it out…

The poor thing was simply MORTIFIED and she dragged me with her for support after that FUN VISIT to her MD!!

Thank you for the lovely compliment!! I do LOVE YOGA PANTS!!I have to say that I had to go out and buy A LOT more of them because I keep getting requests for me to wear them for my PLAY DATES!!

Your downward facing dog slave,

Guinevere

[Slave Guinevere]

So,

I am going to use my OWN THREAD to check in and remind everyone that the last two days have been FAMILY DAYS and I apologize that I have not had a chance to return all of my messages…

Rarely, do I have a day where I take the entire day off… Yesterday, I returned around 20 emails and pm's… sent out 15 reference requests… and I returned A LOT of reference requests from other providers…

I would like to remind both the GENTLEMEN & the LADIES that the FASTEST way to reach me for a reference is VIA TEXT!! If I have seen a gentlemen then I gave him my telephone number when I sent him my in call directions…

I am trying to streamline my computer work in order to improve my TCB skills and this is one thing that helps me out TREMENDOUSLY… I do understand that ladies who are touring may not be as comfortable doing that… However, if you are a provider here is SA then I PREFER that you contact me VIA TEXT…

This allows me to give you a much more detailed reference at a much FASTER RETURN RATE… While, It does take me awhile to return pm's and email's from new gentlemen… my RESPONSE TIME on REFERENCE CHECKS is generally completed in ONE to TWO HOURS… and this all depends on how I receive the request and if I were in an appointment at the time…

I DO NOT answer my phone during a PLAY DATE unless it is from my children or their father… so, if you send a request and I don't respond right away… that is most likely the reason…So, be patient with me…

I DO NOT like to talk on the phone… I am introverted and unless I know you VERY WELL I would prefer to correspond via text… I am a writer… and so, I love to write… humor me on this… Lol… I promise that I will reward you for your patience and consideration…

One last note to my men… I know that there are MANY LOVELY LADIES in our fair city… Please, limit your REFERENCE REQUESTS to NO MORE than TWO PER WEEK… again, my time on the computer and on my phone is limited and I want to provide wonderful service to both my men and the other providers… so, spacing your reference checks out will allow me to spread my time more evenly among all…

Last but not least… Here is my schedule for the rest of the night:

4:30pm thru 7:30pm COMPUTER TIME

7:30pm until 8:30pm Go check into my In Call

9:00pm until 11:00pm Exercise and time with my munchkins

11:00pm until 4:00am Sleep

I hope this helps everyone a little… I know that it can be quite frustrating to reach us sometimes…. but please, remember that it is not in my nature to ever hurt anyone…

Your appreciative slave,

Guinevere

[Keyzer Soze]

Have to agree with SFK, [Staff edit. M] is the bestest doggie.............
Mine have been cuddling up in front of the fire place the last couple of days.

[Slave Guinevere]

Originally Posted by Keyzer Soze

Have to agree with SFK, F....., is the bestest doggie.............
Mine have been cuddling up in front of the fire place the last couple of days.

Lol…

Yes… he is a VERY SWEET DOG!! He has been one of the smartest dogs that I have ever trained… I think it always amazes people that I can tell him to lay down… and he will stay there the entire time… Lol

He does go a LITTLE CRAZY when it is COLD & WET outside…He is a hunting dog… and HE INSISTS that HIS HAIR looks BETTER after he has played in the rain for a few hours… Lol…

Right now… he is cuddled in between my son and I as I return emails…

Your seductive slave,

Guinevere

[Candi Staxx]

Not sure how I missed this thread, specially it being by my ATF
Good idea! VERY good idea indeed! We ladies could and need to utilize this one..

And BTW Slave, been wanting to say this to you, and all the other ladies I send reference requests to..

-I will Always contact any ladies for reference checks via PM here. I do not keep a work phone at all (I Recently started keeping "throw aways" and changing numbers often now to deter clients from texting and calling me, therefore its an aggravating tiny phone to even use let alone text) Please if this is an absolute problem let me know, but also know I screen WAY in advance, so there is never any rush from me
Also ladies that need to verify someone, my RW phone is synced with my work email, so if you PM here just please put "reference check" in subject, when I see these I log in immediately!