Cripple Joke
A plane is leaving the Paralympics in South Africa carrying the athletes. The engine on the plane explodes and begins to defend. It crashes in the Sahara desert. Only three people survive a amputee, a blind guy, and a guy in a wheelchair. They wait a day for help to arrive but no one shows. The eventually decide they have try and make it out on foot. The amputee leads them into the desert. The blind guy pushes the guy in the chair. After 2 days of walking they spot an oasis. At the oasis there is a crystal clear pond. The amputee decides to check it out. He walks into the pond and drinks up a bunch of water. He exits the pond and looks down. Low and behold he has a new leg. He jumps up and down screaming I can walk I can walk! Come check this out! The blind guy begins to push the guy in the chair. He stops him, he's mister independent and insists that the blind guy go first. The blind guy enters the pool, drinks a bunch of water. He walks out of the pool and low and behold he can see. He yell I can see I can see its a miracle! The guy in the chair begins to get excited and starts to push his chair into the pool. He drinks a bunch of water and exits the pool and low and behold he has new tires!
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