One time, at band camp...

[Guest101618]

So I'm reading a thread in the alert forum that reminded me of a damn funny experience in Michigan. I was waiting on a provider making an outcall to my hotel when I got a call on my burner phone. She asked me why I wasn't answering my door. I opened the door and no one was there. I replied "You aren't at my door." I hear her say "Hi,", then she asks over the phone "so this isn't you I just met?"



Turns out she went to the hotel next door. She showed up a few minutes later laughing as she came down the hall. We had a good time laughing about the other guy and what he must be doing right now. She was a hot number in a short, tight dress. Apparently he didn't make the appropriate offer to keep her from coming my way.

[Doglegg]

Good one Rover.

[Samcro84]

Cute. To bad his SO opened the door. That would be funny.

[greenhorn1960]

Originally Posted by Rover14

So I'm reading a thread in the alert forum that reminded me of a damn funny experience in Michigan. I was waiting on a provider making an outcall to my hotel when I got a call on my burner phone. She asked me why I wasn't answering my door. I opened the door and no one was there. I replied "You aren't at my door." I hear her say "Hi,", then she asks over the phone "so this isn't you I just met?"



Turns out she went to the hotel next door. She showed up a few minutes later laughing as she came down the hall. We had a good time laughing about the other guy and what he must be doing right now. She was a hot number in a short, tight dress. Apparently he didn't make the appropriate offer to keep her from coming my way.

I was at a hotel, having just arrived back at my room after supper....

I was getting ready for bed when someone was knocking on my door, I answered, and this petite woman ask, "You wanna buy some pussy?"

I might have considered it, but she looked a lot like Willie Nelson!

[Guest061815-1]

A hot number in Michigan?! Based on my experience, you must have met the only one.

[Guest101618]

Originally Posted by PDid

A hot number in Michigan?! Based on my experience, you must have met the only one.

There is more than a grain of truth in what you say! Most of the native Michigan girls I met looked like my drinking buddies. And that wasn't good because the more beer I drank didn't create any real distinction from my buddies.

She was an import from the east coast, in school at Ann Arbor.

[Guest061815-1]

Originally Posted by Rover14

She was an import from the east coast, in school at Ann Arbor.

Yep. The women up there are just like the cars and the beer - the imports beat the domestics.

[Guest101314]

LMAO too funny!!!

[Guest101618]

Originally Posted by PDid

Yep. The women up there are just like the cars and the beer - the imports beat the domestics.

Dammit, PDid. You always seem to nail it. I forgot about the cars. Didn't seem to matter how new they were, there were always dents and rust spots. Just like the girls.

[Guest061815-1]

Originally Posted by PDid

A hot number in Michigan?!

P.S.: For reasons of enlightened self-interest and because I don't want to burn a very enjoyable bridge, I want to be sure that Amber_hskpr knows that I said "in Michigan," and not "from Michigan." Thank you.

[Guest101618]

Originally Posted by PDid

P.S.: For reasons of enlightened self-interest and because I don't want to burn a very enjoyable bridge, I want to be sure that Amber_hskpr knows that I said "in Michigan," and not "from Michigan." Thank you.

You're such a suck-up. Point taken though. Amber_hskpr is the beauty that busts the grading curve in Michigan, or at least the portions I have visited. I'm actually a bit surprised they let her leave. A hot number like her would be treasured on a cold night when you are snowed in.

[Whispers]

only gal I ever met from Michigan had udders instead of tits....