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Old 10-21-2013, 03:50 PM   #1
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Every man in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
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WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm out shopping right now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and looked at the new models and saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house we liked last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and says, "Anybody know whose phone this is?”
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Old 10-21-2013, 03:54 PM   #2
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lol
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Old 10-21-2013, 11:25 PM   #3
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Now how is all that going to fix my slice? Golf talk.....hhrrrrmmmmmppphhh
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Old 10-21-2013, 11:29 PM   #4
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Lmao! Good one.
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