Gifts

[heinz5710]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Keep fishing sweetie...my wife would make a meal out of you...


P.S.-Ask my wife if I've ever given her a gift...then ask her why...

I'm sure you have given the wife gifts. As to why. I know why. You give her gifts just so she'll keep you. I think your handle is appropriate. WAKEUP! I still think you are bitter that you went so long without. I went through that phase as well but I didn't come out hating women or thinking of all of them as whores. There is a good side to you but if I were a provider and reading your posts no amount of money would put you on the client list. You are like the lady who stares at the ceiling or looks at the walls while you are doing her. There isn't much pleasure for me in taking desperate women and there can't be much pleasure for them taking a man who thinks she is just a hole. You are entitled to have your opinions but we just don't agree on some things.

[heinz5710]

Originally Posted by PleasantSurprise

In concluding Wakeup "Valerie's Husband" is really Wakeup "Valerie" ...all past posts suddenly make sense. Thanks for the words of wisdom you bring to this board Ms. Valerie.



I could have written your entire post. I could have typed your very words and posted them myself. You beat me to it. I have a vagina, so the parts that imply it was posted by a male would be shifted so it reads as if posted by a female, but other than that, I could have posted it myself. I agree with you completely. I'm younger thus age and meds don't apply to me just yet, but I hope to have a similar perspective as you when I reach your age.

Hmmm.. Since you are young and verile and not taking meds and I am older and taking meds that make ED and the inability to ejaculate an issue sometimes, let's fantacise that I had an erection big enough to get to KC. Your kind words are the best sex two people can have. Tell me where to send the gift. I've just been LAID! As to the ones who think anything with a vagina is the same, I've got a PLEASANT SURPRISE for you .

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by PleasantSurprise

In concluding Wakeup "Valerie's Husband" is really Wakeup "Valerie" ...all past posts suddenly make sense. Thanks for the words of wisdom you bring to this board Ms. Valerie.

Say wha??

[PleasantSurprise]

Wakeup's posts sound like the person writing them has a vagina, always bitching.

So from this point forward I'll be addressing Wakeup as Ms Valerie as to help me personally better understand that specific users thought process. Honestly, posts are making sense now when reading as if a female were on the other end of that keyboard.


You, fuck slut, are a very attractive young lady.


This makes sense to me:

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

As to why guys give gifts, it's because they want to, and if they don't want to, they won't. No other deep psychoanalysis is necessary.

This is an opinion shoved off as fact:

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Fact is, guys who give gifts are chumps...especially when they're paying a hooker hundreds of dollars per hour to fuck...

This is cool:

Originally Posted by DallasRain

I like the gifts that are geared toward my personality or persona

today I received two 6-pk s of coke in the old fashioned bottle...........my fave drink!

tomorrow the guy is bringing me some skullhead vodka and a bunch of crazy neon colored knee high socks

it is not the cost of the gift...but the thought!

This is sexy:

Originally Posted by heinz5710

Hmmm.. Since you are young and verile and not taking meds and I am older and taking meds that make ED and the inability to ejaculate an issue sometimes, let's fantacise that I had an erection big enough to get to KC. Your kind words are the best sex two people can have. Tell me where to send the gift. I've just been LAID! As to the ones who think anything with a vagina is the same, I've got a PLEASANT SURPRISE for you .

This is someone who appears to need their wife to fight their battles for them:

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

my wife would...

Ask my wife

[Marcus Aurelius]

Henny Youngman."Take my wife—please."

That's a different take albeit.

[DallasRain]

well make that 4 coke six packs! lol
and a nice bottle of Jack......which was licked off my titties during playtime!

[Marcus Aurelius]

Bottle Mexican Coca Cola is best. Cane sugar. None of this corn syrup crap.

[PleasantSurprise]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

and a nice bottle of Jack......which was licked off my titties during playtime!

I was just wondering if you would be willing or able to elaborate on this.... sounds fun and I'm trying to create a visual.......

[DallasRain]

lol PS......I poured some Jack on my titties...then as it dripped down to my Netherlands,my guy licked away! wooohoooo!

[PleasantSurprise]

Ok....... and were you lying on your back or standing up, in the bathroom on the counter or in the front room on the coffee table, in the kitchen or pressed up against the window next to the bed, did you have a sexy thong on that he had to pull to the side or?

[Marcus Aurelius]

We had been on route 80 north of Bisbee AZ. We had just paid our respects to the inhabitants of boot hill when the radiator blew. The sun was hot and the chrome was hotter. The sun danced on the asphalt distorting our view. Sweat poured down my back. Dallas leaned back on the fender of the rental and with her eyes shaded by her hand she looked at me for answers. Looking her in the eye I tossed the useless cellphone through the open window. She smiled and I laughed. “That's cool man.” I said to myself.


Time slowed a bit as I walked forward. I could detect every crunch under my boots. I saw a lizard dart from the corner of my eye. The faintest wisp of hot wind brushed the nape of my neck.
My mind knew we could be in some trouble but Dallas stood in a way that said I was in for a treat.
I bent over and reaching in the car I grabbed a bottle of coke and approached her. The bottle was covered in sweat and She took it and rubbed it on her cheek and down her neck then between her breasts. Her lips were wet and pouting.


My right hand went around her waist and drew us together.
That's when I noticed she was holding a bottle of Jack.
You guys know the rest.

[offshoredrilling]

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

Bottle Mexican Coca Cola is best. Cane sugar. None of this corn syrup crap.

You are so right!

[Marcus Aurelius]

Originally Posted by Ansley

You are so right!

Hello gorgeous.

[John Bull]

Nice to see you Ansley