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Originally Posted by EXTXOILMAN
Ooooohhh, BURN!! What are you, 12??
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I do not sit in the corner bitch about a park being shutdown. That is wtf sounds like a 12 year old.
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Originally Posted by gnadfly
Intellectually, WTF is at the 10 yo level.
The "shutdown" isn't having much negative affect on the eccie members who voted even though the liberals admit it isn't having much impact. That's just causing WTF and some other Democrats' brains to explode.
Not much loss. Hardly noticeable. They'll make up for it in smilicons.
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So the Tea Wipes wanted a government shutdown that would effect nobody. Reminds me of a joke I heard when I was 12 years old. Evidently some of you ignorant poll starters never understood it's point.
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn speaking up:
Brain.........I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach....I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs.........I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.
Eyes.........I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
Moral of the story: No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the asshole that is in charge.
