BBW'S, OLD PROVIDERS, TS'S and JUST UGLY GIRLS

[angler]

I'm waiting for a board to spring up where every provider is like the girls I featured on FTV girls or Penthouse.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by SpinnerAllyRay

I can vouch for SL that he likes them young! Like he said under 25 but definitely at least legal. IMHO, SL may be an old man but man does he still got it. He's young at heart. He's a great guy that yes maybe is a lil man-whore but wouldn't u be if u got the means to get it? So whose to judge?

So go get it SL! I can't wait to read your 200th review. It better be out of this world! I will be wanting details hehe

Thank you sweetie!

[Still Looking]

SL’S BBW Study (BIG GAME HUNTING)

So here is how the study went. I went to two states and three different cities. This was four days of HARD work! ALL providers were “listed” as CURVY, VOLUPTUOUS, VIXEN, GODESS, AMAZON and 1 BBW. 20 providers surveyed. All providers were asked their weight over the phone. I scheduled an hour session with ALL PROVIDERS. So with clip board, camera, tape measure and digital scale in hand I was off.
All providers were given an extra $20 for each item they verified. (weight & age) As a bonus if they told the truth over the phone about their weight they got $25 if they didn’t tell the truth they got…. Wait for it… $2.00 for every pound over the weight given.

Survey Questions

1) How many clients do you see in a day?
1-3: 3 providers
4-5: 7 Providers
6-8: 8 Providers
9+: 1 Provider
2)What do guys ask for most often?
BBBJCIMNQNS: 20 Providers
2) How often do you actually have sex with the hobbyist?
Never: 1 provider
2 out of 10: 18 Providers
4 out of 10 1 Provider (The BBW)
3) What’s the length of MOST of your sessions?
15 minutes: 3 Providers
30 minutes: 17 Providers
4) Do you have regulars?
NO: 3 Providers
1-2: 8 Providers
3-4: 9 Providers
5) Do you think your pictures might be misleading?
Yes: 12 Providers
Not Really: 2 Providers
No: 6 Providers
6) Why do you say in your ad that you are (curvy, voluptuous, amazon, vixen, goddess) rather than BBW?
To get guys to call and schedule: 1 Provider
Because I don’t think I’m a BBW: 18 Providers
I am a BBW: 1 Provider (The BBW)
7) How long have you been providing?
Less than 1 year: 1 Provider
1-2: 12 Providers
3-4: 7 Providers
5+: 1 Provider (The BBW)
8) How often do guys show up and leave without a session? Disappointed.
Never: 1 Provider (The BBW)
1-3 per week: 16 Providers
4-5 per week: 2 Providers
6+ per week: 1 Provider
9) What made you decide to be a provider?
Child: 17 Providers
Sex: 3 Providers
10) Outside of the hobby, how often do you have sex?
Never: 17 Providers
Boyfriend: 2 Providers (1-3 times per week)
SO: 1 Provider (3-5 times per week) (The BBW)

The Providers

1) 22 really 26 Curvy DD Cup 160 lbs really 215 lbs Tip: $110
2) 23 really 26 Curvy DDD Cup 150 lbs really 215 lbs Tip: $130
3) 24 really 24 Curvy DDD Cup 170 lbs really 256 lbs Tip: $172
4) 25 really 32 Curvy D Cup 155 lbs really 205 lbs Tip: $100
5) 24 really 25 Curvy DD Cup 170 lbs really 192 lbs Tip: $44
6) 24 really 26 Curvy F Cup 145 lbs really 190 lbs Tip: $90
7) 27 really 28 Curvy G+ Cup 160 lbs refused to weigh (I estimate at 250-260 lbs)
8) 27 really 36 Curvy C Cup 150 lbs really 156 lbs. Tip: $50 (Close Enough)
9) 26 really 22 Curvy D Cup 160 lbs really 198 lbs Tip: $76
10) 32 really 32 Curvy DD Cup 180 lbs really 238 lbs Tip: $116
11) 26 really 24 Voluptuous DDD Cup 180 lbs really 284 lbs Tip: $208
12) 25 really 28 Voluptuous D Cup 175 lbs really 230 lbs Tip: $110
13) 26 really 31 Voluptuous DD Cup 150 lbs really 216 lbs Tip: $132
14) 28 really 24 Voluptuous DD Cup 160 lbs really 172 lbs Tip: $50 (Close Enough)
15) 33 really 38 Voluptuous DD Cup 175 lbs really 206 lbs Tip: $62
16) 23 really 23 vixen D Cup 160 lbs really 222 lbs Tip: $124
17) 24 really 29 Goddess DD Cup 160 lbs really 210 lbs Tip: $100
18) 26 really 26 Amazon D Cup 150 lbs really 188 lbs Tip: $76
19) 28 really 28 Amazon DD Cup 165 lbs really 212 lbs Tip: $94
20) 26 really 26 BBW DDD Cup 155 lbs really 154 lbs Tip: $50 (Right On The Money!)

BCD

CBJ: 1 Provider (average at best)
BBBJ: 1 Provider (average at best)
BBBJCIMNQNS 17 providers FAN FUCKING TASTIC
FSMPC: 1 Provider (You guessed it… it was the BBW and she SLAMDANGOED MY ASS!)

Survey Says…

Every provider was very friendly except one. But she was accommodating. Almost all lied about their age and almost all lied about their weight. All the rates were $100-$120 for the half and $160-$200 for the hour. BBW’S give GREAT HEAD at a GREAT PRICE. The one session where I had FS was with a lady that listed herself correctly and I gave her a $200 tip for her honesty. I also took her to dinner and had a second session which lasted two hours. Interesting to note the BBW was one of the smallest girls. Truth be told she should be listed as CURVY. Super pretty face, tits you want to take home with you. And an enthusiasm second to none. Well she did bang me off center doing doggie but hell that’s not the first time that’s happened. She also said “Thank you… it’s not every day I get SLAMDANGOED like that!” She also sent me a text say how much she appreciated meeting me. So the next time I’m in town…that’s right I’m going to see a BBW!

I'm sure some will say SL your full of crapola. SL say it ain’t so! No way did you go see 20 BBW'S. Well like most all my reviews... the pictures say it all. So just a SMALL sampling for those that don't believe. All but two let me take pictures.














And your going to LOVE this one! LOL

Staff Edit....Does not meet posted image standards.....Spacemtn

No your NOT seeing DOUBLE... or maybe you are! LOL

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by angler

I'm waiting for a board to spring up where every provider is like the girls I featured on FTV girls or Penthouse.

Heh... for some reason, you remind me of another member (BANNED!) Boated Love Knuckel. I'm not sure why?

[Still Looking]

Annef 40 130 LBS. $250 per hour
Aphrodite 50 Curvy $200 per hour but has a $160 special
Austintatious Lilly 45 Athletic $300 per hour
Britttany Love 25 BBW $150 per hour
BrownSugarBaby 21 Curvy $300 per hour
FancyInHeels 53 BBW $200 per hour
GingerLoveLace 33 Above Average $200 per hour
JennsLolli 29 Curvy $240
Leslie Lane. 30? Super Model FBSM Only $200 per hour
Kit-4-Kat 46 Average $240 per hour
Mia Christine 32 BBW $90 per hour but NOT FS
Shayla84 28 Curvy $260 per hour BNG: $100 1/2: $130 Hour: $200 Special
Spinner Alley Ray. 25 Slim / Slender $240 per hour Special $220
TS Amber Rose 35 Average $120 per hour
VictoriaLyn 35 Voluptous $200 per hour

[Loxly]

2nd last one is truly a "Tale of the Tape"... LOL

KUDOs to ya

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Loxly

2nd last one is truly a "Tale of the Tape"... LOL

KUDOs to ya

Thank You Sir!

[Guest111413-1]

Wow. Way to go SL!! Seems you had fun.

[flinde]

Still LookIng, your OP title sounds like a billy joe shaver song title. Me? I don't give a fuck what they look like long as they are skilled and nasty and leave me alone between visits. Honey, does this tape measure make my ass look big?

[Still Looking]

[QUOTE=flinde;1054087695]Still LookIng, your OP title sounds like a billy joe shaver song title. Me? I don't give a fuck what they look like long as they are skilled and nasty and leave me alone between visits. Honey, does this tape measure make my ass look big?[/QUOTE]

OK, now thats funny! Flinde.. you kill me!

[Still Looking]

[Guest122213]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Annef 40 130 LBS. $250 per hour
Aphrodite 50 Curvy $200 per hour but has a $160 special
Austintatious Lilly 45 Athletic $300 per hour
Britttany Love 25 BBW $150 per hour
BrownSugarBaby 21 Curvy $300 per hour
FancyInHeels 53 BBW $200 per hour
GingerLoveLace 33 Above Average $200 per hour
JennsLolli 29 Curvy $240
Leslie Lane. 30? Super Model FBSM Only $200 per hour
Kit-4-Kat 46 Average $240 per hour
Mia Christine 32 BBW $90 per hour but NOT FS
Shayla84 28 Curvy $260 per hour BNG: $100 1/2: $130 Hour: $200 Special
Spinner Alley Ray. 25 Slim / Slender $240 per hour Special $220
TS Amber Rose 35 Average $120 per hour
VictoriaLyn 35 Voluptous $200 per hour

+1 to that!

SL, u got me still looking for someone with a bigger sex drive than me, I think u may be able to be a lil competition! Just wait till I get to my 200th review and its on babes !

[Guest021716-4]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Social experiment? I give up. Time will tell.

My quote before I spazzed out on you like 30 pages ago!!

Touche. Well done, SL. This has been The Best Mind Fuck I thinck I have ever had from an ECCIE thread.

[Loxly]

Originally Posted by flinde

Still LookIng, your OP title sounds like a billy joe shaver song title. Me? I don't give a fuck what they look like long as they are skilled and nasty and leave me alone between visits. Honey, does this tape measure make my ass look big?

Was that part of the love theme from Shawshank Redemption?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by SpinnerAllyRay

+1 to that!

SL, u got me still looking for someone with a bigger sex drive than me, I think u may be able to be a lil competition! Just wait till I get to my 200th review and its on babes !

A man whores job is never done!