The Old Sailor and the Provider
Peter, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads
for the docks once more, for old times’ sake and some hot sex.
He engages a lovely provider and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The provider replies, 'Well Peter, ya old sailor, you're
doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard,
you're knot in,
and you're knot getting your money back.'
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