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Netx9 · 08-30-2013, 01:03 PM

So, on the eve of the story of another season of Nebraska football, I was wondering how Lincoln is on game days for Hobbying? And if you're not able to get to lincoln, has anyone ever played while watching a game on TV? Just wondering what it would be like to get a BJ while watching a game and 'popping' as Taylor Martinez rips off an 80 yard touchdown run!

Just curious if anyone has any 'football' stories?!

MrMikeD · 08-30-2013, 01:34 PM

Umm....I have a lot of sexual fantasies. But Taylor Martinez isn't in any of them. Matter of fact there are no football players in any of them. Cheerleaders, different story.

Netx9 · 08-30-2013, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMikeD

Umm....I have a lot of sexual fantasies. But Taylor Martinez isn't in any of them. Matter of fact there are no football players in any of them. Cheerleaders, different story.

Yeah, I get what your saying... Martinez isn't exactly that good looking!

Thanks for pointing out the less then heterosexual Connotations of the post, Mike. I probably should have read it before submitting it! ... Just interested in how to combine 2 of my favorite 'hobbies' :-)

I've only ever come close to popping from watching a football game once... The Scott Frost flea-kicker pass off of Shevin Wiggins foot to Matt Davison at Missouri :-D

MsElena · 08-30-2013, 02:02 PM

I had a client who would schedule appointments on game days for his college team. He would schedule it for the 2nd half and we always had a great time. Nothing like having a guys hand's in my hair, pulling me closer during a touchdown.

Ms.Lady Y · 08-30-2013, 05:56 PM

Never done it but would love to try it!

Netx9 · 08-30-2013, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms.Lady Y

Never done it but would love to try it!

Hi Y

You're from Lincoln... What's a hobby football Saturday like there?

Ms.Lady Y · 08-30-2013, 06:41 PM

There seems to be a lot of girls advertising. I will be available and I have a 52 inch flat screen. lol

Netx9 · 08-30-2013, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms.Lady Y

There seems to be a lot of girls advertising. I will be available and I have a 52 inch flat screen. lol

52 inch what!? Is that some kind of monster toy!??

Ms.Lady Y · 08-30-2013, 06:50 PM

Lmao Flat screen TV.

oldmanoftheroad · 08-30-2013, 10:31 PM

Lol @ the above posts... I was thinking along the same lines...

Only my thought was..."That ain't no "flat screen" you got there Ms Y.. but a nice rack of 38DD's!!"

Oh yeah!!

Oh, btw.... never had a football fantasy I guess... but... a BJ on a tractor while working in the field, oh yeah... Lol @ me!

Ms.Lady Y · 08-30-2013, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by oldmanoftheroad

Lol @ the above posts... I was thinking along the same lines...

Only my thought was..."That ain't no "flat screen" you got there Ms Y.. but a nice rack of 38DD's!!"

Oh yeah!!

Oh, btw.... never had a football fantasy I guess... but... a BJ on a tractor while working in the field, oh yeah... Lol @ me!

I was thinking if they make a 52 inch monster toy I want one!

Next time we will have to find a field with a tractor and borrow it. hehehe

giabella · 08-31-2013, 05:22 PM

Falling asleep with a Husker players dick in my mouth after an exhausting triple marathon, does that count as football and fun? Just sayin, it was FUN!

borisbaggins · 08-31-2013, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by giabella

Falling asleep with a Husker players dick in my mouth after an exhausting triple marathon, does that count as football and fun? Just sayin, it was FUN!

Oh, Gia! I won't be able to sleep with that image in my head!

mbinlincoln · 08-31-2013, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by giabella

Falling asleep with a Husker players dick in my mouth after an exhausting triple marathon, does that count as football and fun? Just sayin, it was FUN!

Umm..was he a paying customer Gia? If not, you may have run afoul several NCAA violations... LMBO!

giabella · 09-01-2013, 03:42 PM

LoL you guys are awesome