Nautical Hummor

[acp5762]

A women owned a Boat she had many male companions. She was known to give great blow jobs, but she would always spit. This is what she named her boat.




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[Arverni]

On Submarines we shared everything. I broke up with a girl, and my buddy started dating her. I told him ... "Heh ... How's that used pussy?"

And he replied ...

"It's actually pretty good, Arv - once you get past the "used" part."



SUBMARINES ... 120 Men Go Down ...

SIXTY COUPLES Come Back Up!

[LA Man]

Any woman that owns a boat, spitter or not is a good woman!

Know a very good looking lady that has two motor yachts one is 78' the other 120'. Had the smaller one with her husband. I would take my mate and move it to different ports for them.

When her husband died she started asking me to move the boat by myself and port it each night since I didn't have a relief Captain. First call I figured would be a fun trip to take 12 days to do what we used to in four. Flew in to the port city I was picking the boat up in and she was standing waiting at security "surprise I'm riding with you on this trip!" needless to say it was a very fun trip that took 19 days-could only push weather delays so far with out tipping SO off.

Three more trips, found the 120'r for her, five more trips, then she hired my mate full time to be caretaker of her yachts. That consists of him hiring someone to do everything while she fucks his eyes out three or four times a day.

Sounds great, must not be he calls me all the time wanting me to give him a months vacation....