a limerick

[Poppa_Viagra]

There once was a Congressman named Weiner,
who had a perverted demeanor.
Forced from the Hill for acting like Bill,
now Congress is one weiner leaner.

[dtymh55]

LOL,That's a good one.!

[JBravo]

There once was a bloke named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said " I admit.... I am quite a shit,
but just think of the money I save".

[JBravo]

There once was a man from Madrass,
whose balls were made of brass.
When he ran they clanged together
and played 'Stormy Weather'
and lightning shot out of his ass.

[LNK]

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it!"