Advertisement quotes I would love to see go away and other marketing head scratchers...

[phildo]

Cakes and tunes are mixed, people are what they are.

A most disagreeable marketing ploy is when a thread asks for some input on a given subject and providers jump in with self promoting plugs trying to hijack into a threAD instead. Thanks to the ladies who contributed, day old pizza for the shameless thread hijackers who haven't!

[Thuck Fat]

Originally Posted by wellendowed1911

+100000

Also another one I find funny- is when providers- mainly the BP chicks put a disclaimer on the bottom of their AD stating: "Donation is simply for my time and companionship.... By contacting me you agree to these terms and not part of any law enforcement agency..."

If providers think that putting that disclaimer on their AD means that are free from prosecution that I have some prime time lakefront property for sale.

Yeah and its kind of redundant to put that in the ad then go on to ask "Are you affiliated with law enforcement?"

Originally Posted by BrandyMichelle

The Famous "I Love what I do and you would to", that really gets old.

Don't forget the misspelling and improper word usage:

Please be "discrete" when calling

"Gentelman" only please

[BossyWillson]

The ones that says "I am free" and they want Ur $$$.

[ManSlut]

This is the one I'd most LOVE to see Go Away -

"I NEED HELP..."

[OldGrump]

I like "It's me or it's free". Who else is it going to be?

[Guest042715]

1) "Hurry, retiring soon" (uh huh!)

2) "I'm back! Did you miss me?" (Didn't even know u were gone)

3) aNYthInG sPElLeD LiKe tHi$!

[myra]

What about the 24/7? Does the lady ever sleep?

[Tony Patella]

Here's a classic...

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=826251

Touting "New specials, new video's, new pics" in the ad, BUT...

No rates included, no video links included, no pics included...and no showcase. Well, at least there's a link to her website. Oh, wait...the link doesn't work either!

Brilliant marketing at work!

[ManSlut]

Originally Posted by myra

What about the 24/7? Does the lady ever sleep?

Yes, that is a good one Myra and yes she does sleep because when you call her she never wants to see you in the middle of the night and will tell you to call her after 11 a.m. the next day.

This is one I just read on a ladies ad that I would love to see go away too -

TER Top 10 Rated Provider (but I've seen it written by others with other sites listed as the raters)...When and where are these ratings published?

[Mister Tudball]

All good stuff. What about when the ad says something like "... seeking upscale gentlemen..."

What about all us downscale guys? Or even mediocre schlubs? Is she saying if we have $$ but live in a trailer park that she won't see us?

[roaringfork]

Originally Posted by greedy

Don't forget the misspelling and improper word usage:

Please be "discrete" when calling

"Gentelman" only please

...and she's always 100% "independant"

[theboss21422]

I*am the bachelor's best friend & the married man's best kept secret! Or however it's said

[Charlie Brown]

" I don't see comic strip characters " GOD ! I JUST HATE THAT!