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Old 08-13-2013, 01:03 AM   #1
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Default Advertisement quotes I would love to see go away and other marketing head scratchers...

1) It's ME or it's FREE...(sure baby, I believe you)

2) Satisfaction GUARANTEED... (yeah I bet)

Recent head scratcher from a provider's Eccie showcase I was researching - Rates 100hhr, 250hr...Huh? Uhh, can I get 2 hhr sessions?
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Old 08-13-2013, 01:10 AM   #2
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Mod, please move to Coed Forum, my bad.
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Old 08-13-2013, 01:50 PM   #3
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"Real Recent Pics"

I'm sure they are. Of somebody.
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:18 PM   #4
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Here we go 100% real photos.
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:36 PM   #5
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YEP they are of course .REAL PICTURES......they just dont happen to be REAL PICTURES of the lady in the ad on occasion ...is this something like LIVE NUDES ...as compared to DEAD NUDES..you just never know .............
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:55 PM   #6
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My showcase is accurate and up to date.
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Old 08-13-2013, 03:04 PM   #7
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100% pimpless!!!!!
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Old 08-13-2013, 03:34 PM   #8
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I have to admit that my ads are definitely great marketing ploys..... I post "Micro Penis Monday specials" "Tittalating Twat Tuesdays" "Hung like a Horse Thursdays" "wack off weekend specials" they always get tons of attention!!! LOL! check some of them out!
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Old 08-13-2013, 04:06 PM   #9
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My showcase is accurate and up to date.
LMAO ~Ze~ !!!.....You are the poster child of accurate up to date marketing !!
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Old 08-13-2013, 05:20 PM   #10
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I have to admit that my ads are definitely great marketing ploys..... I post "Micro Penis Monday specials" "Tittalating Twat Tuesdays" "Hung like a Horse Thursdays" "wack off weekend specials" they always get tons of attention!!! LOL! check some of them out!

And you never called me? I am, and my 1.3" of dangling death, aghast.
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Old 08-13-2013, 06:33 PM   #11
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What about "leave with a smile and a rash" ? I hate that ploy.
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Old 08-13-2013, 09:38 PM   #12
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Just be happy with the rash.
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Old 08-13-2013, 11:40 PM   #13
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LMAO ~Ze~ !!!.....You are the poster child of accurate up to date marketing !!
LMAO
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Old 08-14-2013, 02:02 AM   #14
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I have to admit that my ads are definitely great marketing ploys..... I post "Micro Penis Monday specials" "Tittalating Twat Tuesdays" "Hung like a Horse Thursdays" "wack off weekend specials" they always get tons of attention!!! LOL! check some of them out!

I even clicked a few of those. *blush*

Awesome stuff mama.
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Old 08-17-2013, 07:58 AM   #15
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Here's a beaut...

1. Post weekend ad.
2. Insert great pics to pique interest.
3. Post no donation levels in your showcase.
5. Have link to P411 in showcase.
6. Link to P411 disabled.

Brilliant marketing!
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