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08-13-2013, 01:03 AM
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Join Date: Sep 30, 2012
Location: Slutsville, TX
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Advertisement quotes I would love to see go away and other marketing head scratchers...
1) It's ME or it's FREE...(sure baby, I believe you)
2) Satisfaction GUARANTEED... (yeah I bet)
Recent head scratcher from a provider's Eccie showcase I was researching - Rates 100hhr, 250hr...Huh? Uhh, can I get 2 hhr sessions?
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08-13-2013, 01:10 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 30, 2012
Location: Slutsville, TX
Posts: 4,973
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Mod, please move to Coed Forum, my bad.
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08-13-2013, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
Location: Dallas
Posts: 2,022
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"Real Recent Pics"
I'm sure they are. Of somebody.
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08-13-2013, 02:18 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 679
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Galleria
Posts: 8,364
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Here we go 100% real photos.
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08-13-2013, 02:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Granbury,Tx.
Posts: 684
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YEP they are of course .REAL PICTURES......they just dont happen to be REAL PICTURES of the lady in the ad on occasion ...is this something like LIVE NUDES ...as compared to DEAD NUDES..you just never know .............
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08-13-2013, 02:55 PM
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Just a girl in the world.
User ID: 444
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Worldwide
Posts: 3,915
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My showcase is accurate and up to date.
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08-13-2013, 03:04 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 5454
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: DFW
Posts: 3,149
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100% pimpless!!!!!
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08-13-2013, 03:34 PM
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I have to admit that my ads are definitely great marketing ploys..... I post "Micro Penis Monday specials" "Tittalating Twat Tuesdays" "Hung like a Horse Thursdays" "wack off weekend specials" they always get tons of attention!!! LOL! check some of them out!
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08-13-2013, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Sep 30, 2012
Location: Slutsville, TX
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Originally Posted by ~Ze~
My showcase is accurate and up to date.
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LMAO ~Ze~ !!!.....You are the poster child of accurate up to date marketing !!
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08-13-2013, 05:20 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Originally Posted by Lolabrea01
I have to admit that my ads are definitely great marketing ploys..... I post "Micro Penis Monday specials" "Tittalating Twat Tuesdays" "Hung like a Horse Thursdays" "wack off weekend specials" they always get tons of attention!!! LOL! check some of them out!
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And you never called me? I am, and my 1.3" of dangling death, aghast.
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08-13-2013, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov 22, 2009
Location: Happyville
Posts: 11,448
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What about "leave with a smile and a rash" ? I hate that ploy.
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08-13-2013, 09:38 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Just be happy with the rash.
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08-13-2013, 11:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
Location: Dallas
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LMAO ~Ze~ !!!.....You are the poster child of accurate up to date marketing !!
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LMAO
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08-14-2013, 02:02 AM
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Just a girl in the world.
User ID: 444
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Worldwide
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Originally Posted by Lolabrea01
I have to admit that my ads are definitely great marketing ploys..... I post "Micro Penis Monday specials" "Tittalating Twat Tuesdays" "Hung like a Horse Thursdays" "wack off weekend specials" they always get tons of attention!!! LOL! check some of them out!
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I even clicked a few of those. *blush*
Awesome stuff mama.
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08-17-2013, 07:58 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Nov 20, 2009
Location: DFW
Posts: 1,535
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Here's a beaut...
1. Post weekend ad.
2. Insert great pics to pique interest.
3. Post no donation levels in your showcase.
5. Have link to P411 in showcase.
6. Link to P411 disabled.
Brilliant marketing!
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