Do you want a Good laugh?

[Lindsay Lee]

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity



1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a

Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Go to the adult section in a video store with a friend and comment loudly on the titles you have seen and how great the acting was

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their

Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Bring a rope and a cowboy hat to the park, chase the geese trying to rope one

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Fill a condom up with mayonnaise and put it on a busy sidewalk and just observe

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party

Because You have a headache.

11. Write down deep questions on the toilet paper in your office bathroom

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling

'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13.Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have

To Let One Of You Go.'



And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK

WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS...

And that's all I have to say about that!!!


XOXO

[Goddess Emma Love]

LOL! Thank you for the laugh.

[Lindsay Lee]

Hahah..Your very welcome! Someone just sent this to me, and I had to share. I like the filling the condom up with mayo...leaving it on the street, or sidewalk and watch..LOL. That would be fun!

[ffireman]

thanks Lee Im going to try #2,4,7,999999999, 13 and on 13 tell the waitress that they are paying for the dinner

FF

[GneissGuy]

Originally Posted by Lindsay Lee

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity



1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a

Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

NEVER point anything at passing cars or people in Texas.

[stikiwikit]

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.


I've tried orderingr a diet Scotch when I travel. No one seems to think it's funny. Could be because it's not.

However, once I went to the local Lowe's and very seriously asked a young lady who was watering the plant if they had any marijuana plants. She replied just as seriously that they did not sell them. Then I asked very seriously again she knew where I could buy some. She replied again quite seriously that no she did not. I thought it was hilarious, she never caught on to the joke.

[LadyAmerie]

HOLD THE PHONE... I needed this laugh today.. hilarious!!
Thanks for sharing!

[Loxly]

Variation on #3 -

Have your friend go into P10 (or other such place) then, in about 5 min., go in after them. Order a drink and then suddenly jump up and run down to them yelling something like, "I can't believe it's You!" Then pull out a DVD and ask them to autograph it.

[onei]

Heard someone talking about their "O" face. Immediately assumed they meant Oreos and chimed in proclaiming my love for double-stuffed.