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ElumEno · 07-29-2013, 10:22 PM

You must forgive love2fishfork, he still is trying to recover from his double... he should be fine again in a few days.

I was recently asked by a lady how tall I was... I told her that I was 6'1" and that is when she told me that I was the biggest dick she had ever meet... something tells me that was not a good thing.

CryptKicker · 07-29-2013, 10:26 PM

Bumping threads this old is discouraged but there is not a rule against it.

Nickdanger · 07-29-2013, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CryptKicker

Bumping threads this old is discouraged but there is not a rule against it.

Sorry, I guess I did that...........

Don't even know how I stumbled across it? Probably went someplace I wasn't supposed to go...............again!

royamcr · 07-29-2013, 10:41 PM

funny thread though. Can't believe a guy can get his cock stroked and kissed by a girl and ends up not at least getting a hand job or BJ out of it.

JD Barleycorn · 07-30-2013, 02:02 AM

When I was in the service I had a problem with my weight for a few years. I carried a white and a yellow tailor's tape measure with two inches missing. Always tried to substitute them for the one the officer had.

HeyMikeyHeLikesIt · 07-31-2013, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by imamonger

Thanks for your thoughts. Yes, I think she was dropping hints too. We will not go there, remaining friends is more important to me.

HIT IT!!!!!!!

Dragracer · 07-31-2013, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by imamonger

Thanks for your thoughts. Yes, I think she was dropping hints too. We will not go there, remaining friends is more important to me.

You already went there, should have told her the correct way to measure is right when it comes. I would suggest this as a way to resolve the different measurement results.

Next it would be time for vagina depth measurement.