Random Facts About Sex
Some interesting facts about sex, love and the related stuff:
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages. (how can they all stay in business??)
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (define large quantities)
A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (this is why women like male facial hair)
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour.
French kissing can prevent cavities. (will insurance cover this?)
94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. (I’m sure that 94% swear they don’t use condoms)
The average man is 5 inches long when erect.
95% of women shave their privates and only 16% of men do.
Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t. (now you know why women like them!)
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. (that’s it? I thought it was every 3 seconds)
85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. (justice)
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. (OWW!)
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (that’s just nasty!)
25% of women think money makes a man sexier. (and some women think prison is sexy on a guy)
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone. (those perverts!)
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. (oh, the irony!)
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." (and here I thought it meant “meat market”)
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (did anyone ask them?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. (gives whole new meaning to the term, “gay-dar”)
When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life. (sounds like me and Darc!)
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis. (unfortunately, not after they’re in your freezer for Thanksgiving)
Snakes have two sex organs.
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (who doesn’t envy pigs now?)
Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. (EWWWW!)
Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. (didn’t this used to be called “frigid”?)
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