I wonder if we should have a similar contest here? The small penis winner!

[Tara Evans]

Omg I loved that Howard Stern Clip.

[Guest042715]

Originally Posted by HoneyRose

Less-endowed men tend to really perfect their oral skills.

Must be why im told I eat pussy like a lesbian.

Or it's the 5 o'clock shadow?

[geezerdude2]

Yep. Gnats point at me and laugh

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by EmilyEzzell

I don't think Pyramider will appreciate this article

My 1.3" of dangling death is legendary.

Originally Posted by HoneyRose

I bet that guys is awesome at DATY!!!

Less-endowed men tend to really perfect their oral skills.

Very true. I thoroughly CHEW the kitty.

Originally Posted by cheatercheater

While no one has actually openly laughed at my lack of size, neither has anyone openly said they prefer smaller.

All the ladies laugh when I undress, and let's not forget the pointing while they double over.


The ladies really should post taint.

[Guest102614]

Originally Posted by daty/o

Nothing like Greek to make a woman appreciate your size.

So true! With Greek I hope to get 7 or smaller, but sometimes I get a BIG surprise. lol

[Guest112916]

My penis is made for Greek. Also good for flossing teeth after a big meal.

My tongue is my strongest muscle.

[LucadeJure]

Will the specimens be measured in millimeters or fractions of an inch?

And most importantly, will there be physical inspections by the lady judges?

[cheatercheater]

Originally Posted by HoneyRose

I was hoping to see a picture

I bet that guys is awesome at DATY!!!

Less-endowed men tend to really perfect their oral skills.

Be careful in what you ask for, as I know your email address!

You can easily see which way I am facing. My butt crack doesn't have as much hair!

[daty/o]

Originally Posted by HoneyRose

I was hoping to see a picture

I bet that guys is awesome at DATY!!!

Here you go...

[berkleigh]

... And this is why I finally gave up the STARFISH

[HG]

I have the smallest of all
Just ask any of the girls

[roaringfork]

Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Really - true statement? So all those guys who brag about making the girl come with their DATY skills.......

Whoa, JL: I'm surprised that you would encourage this kind of sloppy thinking, specifically The Fallacy of Affirming the Consequent: Roaringfork has a four-incher, therefore he has great DATY skills, does NOT entail, Roaringfork has great DATY skills, therefore he has a four-incher.

Not denying that I have a four-incher; just affirming that I'm a logic Nazi (another thing the ladies love.)

[Jewish Lawyer]

Originally Posted by roaringfork

Whoa, JL: I'm surprised that you would encourage this kind of sloppy thinking, specifically The Fallacy of Affirming the Consequent: Roaringfork has a four-incher, therefore he has great DATY skills, does NOT entail, Roaringfork has great DATY skills, therefore he has a four-incher.

Not denying that I have a four-incher; just affirming that I'm a logic Nazi (another thing the ladies love.)

Heck, I was only askin', someone else did the affirmin'

[roaringfork]

Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Heck, I was only askin', someone else did the affirmin'

Spoken like a true Jewish lawyer.

[OldGrump]

There are advantages to being small:

1. You never hear "stop, that hurts".
2. Every stroke is a re-entry which feels pretty damn good.
3. All providers can DT without complaining.
4. You are a good candidate to introduce Greek to a session.
5. All condoms fit.

I'm sure there are more. Help me out here....