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Originally Posted by genradjim
anybody ever get rimmed and then unfortunately have some gas needing escape???
in other words... farted? I did and she ran out of the room never to return...I mean it was 'something crawled up there and died' kind of expulsion....
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Embarrassingly, yes. First time I was ever rimmed it was in a brothel in Mong Kok (infamous district on the Kowloon peninsula in Hong Kong). Jetlagged off of a flight. Could sleep. Had heard about the Mong Kok brothels and decided to give it a go. You go in, tell them what ethnicity you want (local HK, PRC, Philippina, Indonesian, Thai, Russian, etc.). The women are priced by ethnicity, but they cost at the time circa 1999-2000 about $400HKD ($50USD) for 45 minutes. I asked for PRC and they brought in a lineup of mainland girls. I picked a cute on who smiled. Get into a room, with an enclosed shower, and first thing the girl thoroughly, and I do mean thoroughly washes me everywhere. Onto the bed, and she starts a rather ticklish catbath. Getting down to my privates, a rather well executed BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys ensues. Then, to my surprise, she rolls me over and starts tongueing my crack, working her way to my asshole. I had no idea, but it felt damned good, and I found myself up on my knees doing anything to give her better access and trying my best to figure out how to say "Don't stop!" in Cantonese. She licks and probes deeper and deeper, but I feel pressure building up. Uh oh. Suddenly, it's like she popped a balloon and one rips right out (gas only, thank god) into her tongue/mouth/face. I don't know what she said, but I got an earful of righteously pissed of Cantonese! Felt great though, embarrassed as I was.
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I'm in New Orleans until the end of the month and will be in NYC for all of November. I do get told quite often that I am the best... That is, if the receiver is capable of speaking at all. Guys are often not capable of forming sentences afterwards. Two hour sessions are highly recommended for those who hold this sacred pleasure as a primary pursuit. You haven't experienced ecstasy until you've spent two hours at the mercy of my powerfully talented tongue... It's amazingly therapeutic.
