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06-28-2013, 09:38 AM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jan 28, 2013
Location: Omaha, NE
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Pick up lines!!
We have all heard of or some of us have used these at one time or another in the never ending course of trying to pickup that special lady or guy (won't be sexist). It has been considered faux pas for a long time and even has grown into funny one line anecdotes at parties and gatherings. My question to all of you gents and ladies are what are some of the best/worst lines you have heard.
I will start with a cheesy one...did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven!
Lets keep this going and give all of us some laughs today.
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06-28-2013, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
Location: Take a left at the cornfield.
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My most successful pickup line is "I'm P411 verified and I'll be stopping by the ATM on my way."
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06-28-2013, 05:43 PM
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"Tits McGee"
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Join Date: Oct 21, 2012
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Originally Posted by mbinlincoln
My most successful pickup line is "I'm P411 verified and I'll be stopping by the ATM on my way."
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Might not be the most creative...but it does the trick EVERY SINGLE TIME. ;-)
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06-28-2013, 05:55 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Jul 6, 2011
Location: nebraska
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Face the wall and lift up you skirt.
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06-28-2013, 06:05 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Jul 6, 2011
Location: nebraska
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This one has also worked. Me: whats a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? Woman: hanging out with me friends having a few drinks. Me: you dont look like your having much fun, are you considering cheating on your boyfriend? Woman: maybe. Me: I'm your Huckleberry.
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06-28-2013, 11:51 PM
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Italian Squirt Goddess
User ID: 45542
Join Date: Sep 19, 2010
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Originally Posted by mbinlincoln
My most successful pickup line is "I'm P411 verified and I'll be stopping by the ATM on my way."
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mb, that is by far thee best pickup line ever! LoL you crack me up
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06-29-2013, 06:54 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
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"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
I only use that in any strip club. Ha!
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06-29-2013, 07:55 AM
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Upgraded Female Account
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Join Date: Nov 1, 2012
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One that works great for me is " wanna go to my place and Fuck".
Never been told no yet.
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06-29-2013, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: Jan 8, 2012
Location: Where the East peters out
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Originally Posted by Ms.Lady Y
One that works great for me is " wanna go to my place and Fuck".
Never been told no yet.
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LOL....
Yes, please!
Actually....this just points out how unfair the battle of the sexes really is.
We guys have to work our tails off: money.......good looks......impressive communication skills.......witty pickup lines.
Ladies: "Hey......ya wanna?"
Once.....just once in my life.....I'D like to be the sex object. LOL
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07-01-2013, 02:42 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: May 16, 2013
Location: Nebraska
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"The name's Bond. James Bond" Come on, I had to throw it out there!
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07-01-2013, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 7, 2010
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Go to Sosua, DR. By the third day, you are trying to beat the women (hookers) off ya with a stick At first it is amusing, then it's totally annoying. I actually feel sorry for a hot gal, knowing that every guy out there for the rest of her life will bother her to get in her pants.
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07-02-2013, 04:59 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Sep 16, 2012
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The old, but funny favorite line escorts love to hear, "I'm a rich, generous pre-mature ejaculator."
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07-02-2013, 10:24 PM
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Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
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Okay, okay, how about this one:
"You're so hot, you eat bread and poop toast."
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07-03-2013, 08:44 AM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 160830
Join Date: Nov 1, 2012
Location: nebraska
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Originally Posted by cowboy_john
The old, but funny favorite line escorts love to hear, "I'm a rich, generous pre-mature ejaculator."
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You got my attention!
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07-03-2013, 06:36 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 26, 2009
Location: calif
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Originally Posted by cowboy_john
The old, but funny favorite line escorts love to hear, "I'm a rich, generous pre-mature ejaculator."
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Hey, I just did that today. I didn't see you in the room.
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