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Old 06-28-2013, 09:38 AM   #1
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We have all heard of or some of us have used these at one time or another in the never ending course of trying to pickup that special lady or guy (won't be sexist). It has been considered faux pas for a long time and even has grown into funny one line anecdotes at parties and gatherings. My question to all of you gents and ladies are what are some of the best/worst lines you have heard.

I will start with a cheesy one...did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven!


Lets keep this going and give all of us some laughs today.
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Old 06-28-2013, 04:36 PM   #2
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My most successful pickup line is "I'm P411 verified and I'll be stopping by the ATM on my way."
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Old 06-28-2013, 05:43 PM   #3
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My most successful pickup line is "I'm P411 verified and I'll be stopping by the ATM on my way."
Might not be the most creative...but it does the trick EVERY SINGLE TIME. ;-)
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Old 06-28-2013, 05:55 PM   #4
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Face the wall and lift up you skirt.
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Old 06-28-2013, 06:05 PM   #5
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This one has also worked. Me: whats a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? Woman: hanging out with me friends having a few drinks. Me: you dont look like your having much fun, are you considering cheating on your boyfriend? Woman: maybe. Me: I'm your Huckleberry.
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Old 06-28-2013, 11:51 PM   #6
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My most successful pickup line is "I'm P411 verified and I'll be stopping by the ATM on my way."
mb, that is by far thee best pickup line ever! LoL you crack me up
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:54 AM   #7
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"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"


I only use that in any strip club. Ha!
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Old 06-29-2013, 07:55 AM   #8
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One that works great for me is " wanna go to my place and Fuck".
Never been told no yet.
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Old 06-29-2013, 08:12 AM   #9
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One that works great for me is " wanna go to my place and Fuck".
Never been told no yet.
LOL....
Yes, please!


Actually....this just points out how unfair the battle of the sexes really is.

We guys have to work our tails off: money.......good looks......impressive communication skills.......witty pickup lines.

Ladies: "Hey......ya wanna?"

Once.....just once in my life.....I'D like to be the sex object. LOL
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Old 07-01-2013, 02:42 PM   #10
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"The name's Bond. James Bond" Come on, I had to throw it out there!
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Old 07-01-2013, 03:07 PM   #11
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Go to Sosua, DR. By the third day, you are trying to beat the women (hookers) off ya with a stick At first it is amusing, then it's totally annoying. I actually feel sorry for a hot gal, knowing that every guy out there for the rest of her life will bother her to get in her pants.
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The old, but funny favorite line escorts love to hear, "I'm a rich, generous pre-mature ejaculator."
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Old 07-02-2013, 10:24 PM   #13
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Okay, okay, how about this one:

"You're so hot, you eat bread and poop toast."
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The old, but funny favorite line escorts love to hear, "I'm a rich, generous pre-mature ejaculator."
You got my attention!
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Old 07-03-2013, 06:36 PM   #15
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The old, but funny favorite line escorts love to hear, "I'm a rich, generous pre-mature ejaculator."
Hey, I just did that today. I didn't see you in the room.
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