Biggest/Smallest Dick you've seen?

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by burkalini

I took a picture of mine and made four copies. I laid them end to end so I could say I had 12 inches

wow--I guess size DOES matter...I must have a HUGE penis...lol

[Ms.Lady Y]

Originally Posted by burkalini

I took a picture of mine and made four copies. I laid them end to end so I could say I had 12 inches

I'm with Dallas on this one.

[hobbyistinomaha]

Originally Posted by huskerguyomaha

I have heard for every 10 pounds a guy is overweight he "loses" half an inch. I should be in negative numbers by now, LOL!

If that were the case I'd be over 10 inches. I wish.

[strawberrycar934]

I think that the question to pose to the ladies is how often they tell a man that his penis is big.

I have been told that I have a large penis - not that I am winning awards. I think that sometimes it is true and I think that some times, a lady just knows the right thing to say.

The one thing I realize is that it is not the size of my penis that has the ladies wanting to see me. It is the size of another roll.

[Miss Omaha O]

If i say it’s big………..its like winning the Heisman!!!!!—because I am not one to blow sunshine up your butt…..unless you ask nicely that is…..

[Bairstan]

I am glad someone started talking about butts. Thanks O. My butt is way bigger than my penis.

[cobraguy]

Is it just me or do the rest of u guys want to see the king sized coke can dicks and maybe play with them too. Lol. Ok not the second part. I have not seen them that fat even in porn.

[cuda1179]

Not to toot my own horn here, but I'm just a slight be smaller around than a redbull can and about 7.5 inches.

[LayneLaughlin]

I don't know why you'd want to see them...a dick is a dick is a dick. What's that saying? A baby's arm holding an apple? Just picture that. :-P

[Riddler]

Originally Posted by burkalini

I took a picture of mine and made four copies. I laid them end to end so I could say I had 12 inches

Reminded me of some OLD jokes :

SMALL
1) "She asked me to f**k her and make it hurt, so I pinched her ass and f***ed her 4 times."
2) I whipped it out and she asked "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that little cigarette dick?" I answered, "ME".

BIG
1) Two Texans standing on a bridge having a midnight whiz. First says, "This water sure is cold." Second replies, "And deep."
2) Since we have undoubtedly shared experiences with some of the same lovely providers, I can only say to all you gents that they've all been wonderful, once I got past the used part. (Truth is I sport a "Three Bears" appendage--"Just Right" and in neither -----EST category. Has to be.since it's the one I was issued!)

In an attempt to add some redeeming educational value to this giggle thread, Link to goggle search," Average Penis Size Study" http://www.bing.com/search?q=average...B&PC=MAAR&QS=n

Hope all are having fun and spreading the love in my hometown while I am ON TOUR, currently in Big D, IMHO, a hobby Mecca. From these posts, appears to be a number of lovely, interesting new ladies on the River City scene I'd like to visit....Maybe in the Fall. Best to All.

[Redwolf]

Originally Posted by cuda1179

Not to toot my own horn here, but I'm just a slight be smaller around than a redbull can and about 7.5 inches.

Did you originally ask the question so that you could eventually a couple of pages later share this?

[Guest090116-1]

To answer the original question regarding biggest/smallest dicks.....

I'd say Fletcher, in both cases.


lol

[Guest022718]

Originally Posted by Redwolf

Did you originally ask the question so that you could eventually a couple of pages later share this?

Don't be too hard on him....To be perfectly honest with myself.....If I was hung like that, I'd be stopping strangers on the street to tell them.

[peter griffin]

Originally Posted by cobraguy

Is it just me or do the rest of u guys want to see the king sized coke can dicks and maybe play with them too. Lol. Ok not the second part. I have not seen them that fat even in porn.

You really want to see my dick?

[Bigh1955]

Hey Ooooo! You need to stop meeting with guys with the handle "Black Angus!" LMAO!!!

Originally Posted by Miss Omaha O

Hahahahaha oh Cuda. I have seen small ones that caved into the balls and a huge one that is one of my regulars that is like a little larger that two pepsi cans on top of each other…plus a couple fingers.