Well excuse me,
1. my vaginas always wet +!
2.I am always warm and taste good +1
3. I love playing with ice so I can def make it cold for ya +1
4.I am shaved down so no pubs in teeth lol +1
5. If you cum home reaking of beer, you pass out and I might take advantage of you, you cum home smelling of pussy I will ask why I wasnt invited hehe. +1
6. After I am done with you after 10 mins youll want to stay give me 30 mins and you might not be able to move or catch your breath to get home. +1
7. You mean youve never done both before (awww, poor guy)+1
8. We can dress like a cop if you want
+1
9. We get better with age !!!+1
10. Or we can dress as a nun too lol +1
11. Rip my panties and we will have a problem lol (have undies fetish) +1
12. most countries prostitution is legal (which ones better?) +1
13.sharings is caring, so if you share no problems lol +1
14. more experience, more learned +1
15. after you shake us we dont make a funny (shhhhhhhh) nosie when you open our legs +1
16. You can have variety but you can also mix your fav girls ( me, native american and danish) beer its nasty to mix. +1
17. Guys read our show case and all they would know our donations +1
18. my mothers 3 states away lol +1
19. half the time us girls just want a wham bam thank you mam anyways and dont want to be hugged lol +1
I think us girls won the toss sorry,
we dont give you bubble guts,
we dont trip you and make you fall
or give you balls to get mouthy with someone 3 times your size to get your butt whooped only to wake up the next day to not remembering anything and in the drunk tank lol
we dont make you piss your pants when you have to much of us.
PS: If you are a man and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that woman would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
