This thread immediately makes me think of Steely Dan III from William S Burroughs Jr's novel
Naked Lunch which contains the following dialogue, at least according to a contributor to Snopes.com:
"quote:
William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch:
Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
"What happen to Steely Dan I?"
"He was torn in two by a bull dyke. She could cave in a lead pipe."
"And Steely Dan II?"
"Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsasshole. And don't say 'wheeeeeeee!' this time."
http:/http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi...;t=000348;p=1/
A candiru, BTW, "also known as a toothpick fish, or vampire fish, are a number of genera of parasitic freshwater catfish in the family Trichomycteridae; all are native to the Amazon River. Although some candiru species have been known to grow to a size of 40 centimetres (16 in) in length, others are considerably smaller. These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitise the human urethra; however, despite ethnological reports dating back to the late 19th century,[1] the first documented case of the removal of a candiru from a human urethra did not occur until 1997, and even that incident has remained a matter of controversy."
http:/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru/
And, yes, the Eighties band was named after the Burroughs dildo reference. Now don't you feel better now that you know all that?