Odor, Shit Happens, but Then?

[JohnnyCap]

Everybody's taint gets a little slimy now and then. Come the heat of August, unless I am straight from the shower, I'll need to freshen up in order to let anyone near my boys.

I can think of several smelly hobby pussies I've encountered through the years. I don't eat it, but I don't usually complain either. Of course, I'm in the downscale market, but that doesn't make it pleasant, nor right, if maybe more understandable.

For me, this has happened with both SW and VP. One SW in Toronto was real bad, and I bet if that happened today I'd have booted her, but then I was in a different state of need. One gentleman told me an odor would be a definite no; but would he finish? You don't always know before you start. Have any of you guys pulled out and left due to a smell? Asked for money back? Got in a fight? Cleaned her up and tried a taste?

[Lexxxy]

Scent, a very touchy subject. Everyone has their own idea of what smells good or sexy. A bad smell could mean several things.

Hygiene: a lack thereof (still smells of the scrotum(s) from the last date(s) from intercourse) or excessive cleaning throwing off her natural ph level by killing her flora (good bacteria) not to mention continual douching, that has the same effect on flora. Using PH safe body washes there, mild soap, and eating a lot of yogurt or taking probiotics(live cultures from yogurt) are very helpful and important because we have to bathe a lot which is very bad for us.

Reactions: spermicides and lubes from different types of condoms could be causing her body to react and/or throw off her Ph. I am EXTREMELY sensitive to both I can't use any condom with spermicide I get itchy within a min and develop a strong weird unpleasant scent. I also have to be extremely careful with lube, I love and appreciate all gifts but lube is a terrible gift for me. I get extremely wet on my own, don't speak Greek, and I have terrible skin reactions to most. Someone once brought be a bottle of this purr German lube and he asked to see my ass (without permission or my knowing he was going to do this )he smeared it on my ass I Jumped up so fast and tried to smear it off on the bed spread then before I could say a work he touched my breast with it. I then said something. By the time he left I was covered in hives and red bumps. The sec he walked out the door I started crying my eyes out, threw the shit away, dug through my bag for Benadryl, called my date that was in 2 1/2 hours to cancel, jumped in the shower, and then slept 4 hours because of the Benadryl. I have also had to cancel dates and use my inhaler because of musk Colognes.

Illness: if she is getting over a cold where she had to take antibiotics she could have a strong scent. Antibiotics are very bad for your ph level, cause some to develop yeast infections, and cancel out hormonal birth control like the pill. Many moons ago before I started depo shots I used to get my monthly time like everyone else. When I was put on antibiotics with a cold my monthly time would come sooner or later or last longer or I would randomly spot which does have a scent. Those things could be happening to a woman with a scent.

[Guest121613]

I like them earthy!

[offshoredrilling]

hay when ya eat a stripper at the strip club
taint never fresh. but the sweat is fresh.
so i do it anyways errr just sayin

[Guest121613]

If it is sort of gritty, I will stay away. That's were I draw the line.

[40bows]

SCENT is everything to me if it smells nasty then i am out

[boomer49]

Shouldn't it be "Shit happens, odor"?

I'm not a bed hopper, I'm a one-woman-at-a-time kinda guy, I find one woman and see her repeatedly. I had the issue you raised happen twice, and I know for a fact why -- no shower b4 seeing me. It was obvious. In both cases it was short notice, in both cases they figured a quick "sponge bath" would be good enough. In both cases they were wrong. I'm very much into oral, and I knew instantly something was amiss. And, in both cases I was downtown for about 3 seconds. Their loss, and they knew it, I give great head, they literally ask for it! Sometimes I wonder who the provider is LOL.

These incidents didn't stop me from seeing these women, but I never agreed or tried to see them on short notice again. If you wanna see me, you better take a good shower!!