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04-16-2013, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Jul 4, 2011
Location: Austin, Texas
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Played High School football in Utah with a bunch of Mormons. Mormon girls have this thing with lots of heavy petting but no sex until you get married. When I came to UT all the guys had these great locker room stories. All my stories ended with blue-balls, so when we would party, hit the clubs, or f**k off, and I would hookup the guys would chant blue-balls. I remember me and a buddy of mine were hooking up with these girls in a hotel when he started to yell blue-balls, than the team joining in yelling from there rooms... Sense than it has become an alter-ego for me.
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04-16-2013, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: Jan 15, 2010
Location: Austin
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I think mine is self explanatory! LOL
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04-16-2013, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Jan 15, 2010
Location: Austin
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To further clarify, I like them small, medium, big, smooth, hairy, with a landing strip, shaped, with or without large outer lips, with a huge clit, with a small clit, and mostly I love juicy ones. But I always love the one I'm with most.
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04-16-2013, 11:52 AM
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Join Date: Apr 20, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 884
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I am paranoid and picked a series of random letters from something I was working on the time that was impossible to google.
Apparently it is an actual word in Arabic that means "disgusting person" so I guess my chances of seeing the ankles of hot Saudi escorts are right out.
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04-16-2013, 12:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 11, 2010
Location: Austin
Posts: 514
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During high school and some college I was addicted to online gaming, mmorpg's, through 8 years played with a guild, in 3 different games, most of the same online people. Our name was "Keepers of The Faith".
I left the online gaming world behind, and only logged into my WoW account once since then, my character at the time was moved out of the "guild" of people I had played with, because of inactivity, into a guild named "Ex Keepers of The Faith". So, broke it down a little, Exktf =)
And as far as my avatar, since I was a magician or wizard in every game, thought Elminister was a good choice(a great set of books).
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04-16-2013, 07:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 9, 2010
Location: ATX
Posts: 502
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ATX - that's a given
WRX - Had an 02 Subaru WRX (bugeye). She was a sleeper. I modded her so much, I could blow away just about any car on the streets. Unfortunately, she is no longer with us. I was t-boned off of 183/Anderson Mill (the same day the plane hit the IRS building).
My avatar is always a famous AA sports star, celeb, or character.
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04-16-2013, 07:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 14, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 365
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Tip of the Spear
A favorite movie actor. Moses was a bad match for this site, so that left me only with El Cid.
After all, who could object to a white knight named CID? Little did I know ...
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04-16-2013, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Apr 18, 2010
Location: In a State of Bliss
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I used to get bothered when I was always asked my name and number when I went out to buy stuff. (autozone, haircut places, lowes, etc..) I decided to just use a fake name, number etc... rather then let it bother me and Homer was born. The 13 was probably just the first homer that was available when I started on aspd.
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04-16-2013, 09:07 PM
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Kendra....if that's your ass... we need to meet! Good Lawd girl!
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Thanks girl
We've met before just not here lol....
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04-16-2013, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 24, 2010
Location: killeen,tx.
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mine comes from the grotesque boils that fester all over my body.
you outta see my "knotty stick".
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04-17-2013, 06:17 AM
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Join Date: Apr 18, 2010
Location: Austin
Posts: 398
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Just simple directions to get things rolling......Plus an overused observation in strip clubs.
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04-17-2013, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
Location: Out There...Somewhere....
Posts: 11,361
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mine comes from the grotesque boils that fester all over my body.
you outta see my "knotty stick".
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You ought to see MY Naughty Stick!
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04-22-2013, 02:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 11, 2010
Location: Austin, Tx
Posts: 381
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like movies, mystery, and the other
an interesting adaptation, perhaps
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04-22-2013, 08:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 18,470
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You ought to see MY Naughty Stick!
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I heard it requires batteries !
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04-22-2013, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: Central Arkansas
Posts: 670
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Brought my name over from ASPD as well............back in the day I needed an easy handle to remember. Thats about as easy as it gets
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