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Old 03-30-2013, 07:59 PM   #1
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Default mm’s new house.

An intervention may be warranted.

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An angry birds house?
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Old 03-30-2013, 09:57 PM   #3
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I posted the rear view of the property, it was deemed unacceptable by the staff.
What’s up with that?
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Old 03-31-2013, 03:28 AM   #4
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Was it taintish?
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Old 03-31-2013, 10:28 AM   #5
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Intervention? How about gasoline and a match?
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Call me crazy but I think it's gorgeous, fitting for such a handsome gent.
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Old 03-31-2013, 07:12 PM   #7
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As charming as he may seem,, dude is just not thinking straight right now.

Investigators found this inquiry and images on his hard drive.
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Call me crazy but I think it's gorgeous, fitting for such a handsome gent.
He is dreamy isn't he?!

He likes it early, early in the morning, keep snacks and diet Pepsi on hand, he loves KFC and prefers your ass to your vagina so get ready. Drools quite a bit but I found that to be quite endearing. He needs regular walks and he will most definitely stray, so keep him on a short leash or he runs off and fucks whatever is closest! That includes objects or just about anything with a hole and something he can pretend are boobs.

Enjoy your new monk-pet!
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:47 PM   #9
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He is dreamy isn't he?!

He likes it early, early in the morning, keep snacks and diet Pepsi on hand, he loves KFC and prefers your ass to your vagina so get ready. Drools quite a bit but I found that to be quite endearing. He needs regular walks and he will most definitely stray, so keep him on a short leash or he runs off and fucks whatever is closest! That includes objects or just about anything with a hole and something he can pretend are boobs.

Enjoy your new monk-pet!

Prefers ass to vagina? Oh no no no no no!! No one is that 'dreamy' ... CHECK PLEASE!

Um, that part should be in the alerts section
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Old 04-04-2013, 07:35 PM   #10
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Rumor has it, a new alliance has been formed.

And the colonel is pissed.

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Old 04-04-2013, 08:29 PM   #11
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Thumbs down This was not zesty.

If Misspriss wanted her face splashed all over the interwebs, I am sure she would let you know, SAP .

I do like the pic of her in the pink shirt though.

It shows off her curves in much the way she shows discretion.

I assure you there are zero alliances being formed as a result of this thread. Quite the opposite, in fact.

I know you didn't mean to, but this opened up a very ugly can of worms.
There will be no more MM until he continues his depravity under another handle. I wish I was kidding.....I'm not. Check his profile. Mine is about to be guested. He's too slutty to stay away. Yay for Misspriss.

Thanks, tater. This threAD has been both informative and life-changing. For REAL.

Tell the mods to shove it next time you post something they don't understand. Unless its Matador or Duke of G. Leave them alone please. Pick on Torito all you want. If there's a target deserving of your affection, it's that guy. He needs a hug. A reeeally tight one around the neck.

I "got" it and thank you for this thread.
It's been fun.
Not really, but that seems like the appropriate thing to say.

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Old 04-04-2013, 09:23 PM   #12
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IMO
A classic display of beauty, grace and fortitude.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:35 PM   #13
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For those who are reading this and going HUH? I'm with you

Out of respect for 'HER MAN' - I'll remain silent. Rest assured, I have in me a tongue lashing equipped to quip back in the meanest of ways, especially considering the jumbled messages full of vulgarities I have received overandoverandover again.

Already taken (long ago before Eccie) hobbyist, innocent provider, CRAZY provider/girlfriend (of which there was no mention) ...do the math
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Ps for the record, if any of you have a crazy provider GF (in addition to your SO) - sorry, can't see you
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It has less to do with crazy, and more to do with keeping your fucking mouth shut.

The hobby is about DISCRETION. That seems to be lost on you so let me define it for ya:
Discretion: The quality or behaving or speaking in such a way as to avoid causing offense or revealing private information. It's a noun, by the way.

As an aside, I was around LONG before ECCIE as well...don't let the join date fool you. I know you are somewhat new so that was cute

My ONE message to you was straightforward; I have it saved and if you would like to take this to the Spider Hole where I can post the PM and email (I sent one to each PER YOUR REQUEST) I am more than willing. You in?

It has to do with minding your fucking business, not posting about who you've seen especially if they have not reviewed you (if he wanted everyone to know, he woulda posted one), and respecting the privacy of the MEN YOU SEE.

So.....single men, you are safe. Married or attached guys and the ladies who they are attached to, mean nothing when it comes to not kissing and telling. If you ever take up doubles, might I suggests Tara? You are about as subtle.


It's kinda basic hooker 101 but that's why I've been around since 1994 and you are openly making rookie mistakes
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