Eccie' National Board - Hobby's Dumbest.....

[Crimson32]

Im sure everyone has stories they could tell of the good, the bad and the ugly. But really, a spot should be nominated for the dumbest providers and hobby enthusiast all together. Sometimes you catch a provider at an all time low willing to do almost anything for money- and ~ you will most always find a Hobbiest willing to do just about anything for that quick fix. I have had my moments for damn sure~ like walking into a body rub joint with the parking lot loaded with LE- jumping on the table butt ass naked saying " oh by the way~ LE is outside"- with out missing a beat she hopped up and finished me off- I expected Chris Hanson or the Video Vigilante to be posted up at the door but all was clear and I should have had Bill Engvall hand me a sign as I walked out. Although there has been times when I wished I could have handed a sign to the provider- Like when I was trying to cover a room once in a popular and well known Hotel; with the provider trying to set up dates in the lobby over the phone in front of the whole damn crowed- needless to say- she remained there without the room, and I moved on with out the room and down the road--- So, with that, Im sure there is some really funny shit out there that just makes you want to say WTF?

[Still Looking]

I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say, can, and WILL be used against me!

[Crimson32]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say, can, and WILL be used against me!

Ha! Very Smart SL~ I was never read my rights!

[BBW Katrina]

What people don't know about you, they can't use against you!!!

[Still Looking]

Ok, it’s only right I post an example. About four years ago I was in SA. and set up an appointment with a BP ad that said "Bobbie". When I showed up it turned out to be "Bobby". And that’s all I got to say about that! I'm not judging, just not my cup of tea. And no MIJO there was no pictures and no session! And that’s all I got to say about that!

[Guest121613]

My dumbass moment. There was an upstate provider that hated me. I have no idea why (maybe leaking she was trolling ashley maddison when others though she in hiatus). So I would send her an email every few weeks, to see if we could put it all behind us. I really wanted to see her, her body reminded me of what my wife looked like many years ago.

I thought she was a bit of a dom, and I would send her erotic writing every few weeks. No answer. So after a few weeks, I came up with this really cheezy sweet poem, like bubble gum rock, was titled "will u kiss me in the sun". I though maybe I misjudged her, and she would rather have me be sweet to her. LOL. I have no idea what I was thinking. She flipped totally flipped out, and cc'd the mods, I got my warnings for cyber stalkering. I was totally embaressed.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Ok, it’s only right I post an example. About four years ago I was in SA. and set up an appointment with a BP ad that said "Bobbie". When I showed up it turned out to be "Bobby". And that’s all I got to say about that! I'm not judging, just not my cup of tea. And no MIJO there was no pictures and no session! And that’s all I got to say about that!

Surely you gave a t-shirt.

[MsJane69]

GOD MADE ME DO IT .... FUCK YOU LE ... IT WORK FOR ME..... HA HA HA

[Poet Laureate]

So, here's one that might qualify for both dumbest provider and dumbest hobbyist...I once gave a lady a check...she took it with no seeming hesitation...and then I made double damn sure it cleared. I still don't know which of these was dumbest.