Guys, have you ever had a date with a provider that was not so hot after you took of her clothes? Did you want to head for the hills after seeing her in all her splendor?
How did you handle the situation? Did you actually utter one of the following phrases?
- "Oh, gee, you have so many wrinkles!"
- You look nothing like your ad."
- "You'd be so pretty if you lost weight."
- "Huh -- I thought you looked younger with clothes on."
- "I like firmer butts and perkier breasts."
- "Do you have a refund policy?"
- "Uh, I gotta go now."
- "Let me go get my condom from my car"
- "I refuse to be the victim of bait-and-switch!"
Did she slap you? Or did you go all out and faked a heart attack?