Flatulence From Providers

[Molay]

GFFE - Girl Friend Farting Experience.

[gsgm]

A Long time ago at a certain strip club I frequented with a buddy of mine, a dancer ripped one during a dance. She was bent over facing away from me. My friend heard it too. She just turned around and said, with a smile, that will be $5 extra. So, I think, hope, it was an accident. But at the time, it was funny. We both laughed hard enough that it was worth the $5 extra and I played along and gave it to her.
But it is not something i would want or expect regularly.

My friend still reminds me of the experience. He still thinks its funny. So for 20 years we got a good laugh for $5.

[Pyle1]

Are you sure it wasn't a pussy fart?

[likingthekitty]

Daty when she toots can be especially bad. IJS.

[doc_nasty123]

Its supposed to get you off when your ball flap in the breeze. LOL.

[DallasRain]

check this out---poor guy!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=661677

[hkphooey]

Originally Posted by BBWrider

Word to the wise to guys who stumble onto how to make any woman squirt, my experience puts about 1:15 of them crapping also. So be careful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zIDgPVg9HM&t=0m51s

[Eva Damita]

OMG...I have a - well, its complicated...but cutting the cheese is what he does when we finish , and as you said, check ya drawers kind of sounds...ewwww