the coveted 9am/ first appt of the day

[offshoredrilling]

add a bit of vanilla 40 proof whip cream. Can we say AWESOME

[jokacz]

Looks like prohibited pastry to me.

[guest042413-2]

Originally Posted by naughtynikki84

i understand why a lot of guys want the first appt of the day with a provider. shes supposed to be "fresh" and rejuvinized...but how fresh are they if they have a bf, are pregnant, or has had a kid while being a provider. somebodys dumping a load in them and then the 9am client is on clean up duty whilt daty-ing. has anybody else ever thought of this?

:laughin g1:

Well, one things for sure. I will next time.

Some fresh coffee to wash the cremepie down would be a nice touch.

[Maximum4]

I try to limit getting myself in the position where I'm doing "clean up in aisle 4"... This is why I rarely DATY and need to be extremely turned on by the provider to chow pussy. The last time I did it, I knew the provider had showered for me and her pussy was totally sweet.

But, it goes further than just DATY. I absolutely hate sucking tits and getting a salty taste in my mouth. Did I just taste the last guys jizz? Fuck, nothing gives me greater pause than that.

The bottom line with me is this. If the provider can take a shower for me that would be great. I know I am ALWAYS showered and my body is shaved when I show up. I want to be as clean as possible for the provider.

[Guest091813]

so m4..my understanding is that....your not down with the provider be seasoned up for your arrival..

[AlbanyBlonde]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

add a bit of vanilla 40 proof whip cream. Can we say AWESOME

Are those cupcakes or Marzipan?

[guest032013]

That's not blue cheese? Damn I was gonna dip my wing!

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by AlbanyBlonde

Are those cupcakes or Marzipan?

does it matter????

be right back, going for pound cake, butter, and peanut butter

[AlbanyBlonde]

Yes, it matters. Marzipan is an acquired taste

[offshoredrilling]

well I googled " pussy cupcakes" , and that was on of the pics that came up.

whosdair, can we have a ruling on what pic I posted.

dam its not easy to type when you can't breath.



































ok I got the peanut butter to go down

edit: pussy is a acquired taste also. dam I should charge for beard rides.

[AlbanyBlonde]

Is anyone seeing these Giant Squids on Discovery?
These f@ckers are huge! It dwarfed the submersible vehicle the scientists are in.

[AlbanyBlonde]

Yes, pussy is an acquired taste. That was my subliminal post.

[offshoredrilling]

no have cable or satellite

so on 10.3 weather

alright a ice storm monday. sweet way ta start a week.

1/10th inch of ice should not errrr never mind

[AlbanyBlonde]

Look!

[offshoredrilling]

looks like what gals use to call me