Divorce with style

[Caligula]

I don't know about you but I take all my marriage advice from a hooker board.

[CPT Savajo]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Kinda sucks the romance right out of it, doesn't it?

Not at all. However if I was to tie the knot with a woman, the last thing I would want to hear when she hands me the divorce papers is, "This is the fuckin you get for the fuckin you got!"

Damn Ginger you wouldn't cheat on your hubby would you? It might put a smile on my face knowing that someone was taking care of my old lady when I'm at work. Maybe he can make her happy lmao!

[Captain Midnight]

My first wife refused to sign one. When all was said and done many years later, she got quite a bit less than I had offered in the first place. Still it hurt me like hell, but she should have hit the original offer.

[Guest040313-1]

Divorce with style?
To me this is almost an oxymoron … LOL
Some oxymorons that came to mind when I interpreted this as a "stylish divorce" were :
* Abundant Poverty
* Mild Turbulence
* Honest Lawyer
* Marital Bliss
* Forgotten Memories
* Mildly Psychotic

Thanks to a provider friend that had a real world job in medicine that helped me reset my broken & dislocated finger after my ex had grabbed it in a rage and POW!
LMAO

Paper is always good in business as well as our personal lives.
MGL

[shorty]

Originally Posted by megustalatina

Thanks to a provider friend that had a real world job in medicine that helped me reset my broken & dislocated finger after my ex had grabbed it in a rage and POW!
LMAO

Least she didn't grab Lil Meg and go POW with it!!

[Guest040313-1]

Originally Posted by shorty

Least she didn't grab Lil Meg and go POW with it!!

At that point of the divorce I would usually be wearing a cup if I knew she would be in the area, plus it would have been hard for her to have gotten her hands on little meg as he would draw up like a turtle in it’s shell in her presence.
Jeeze… it would be hard to go through life with a twisted and broken L shaped pecker, but then again ... it might be interesting for the ladies in sidesaddle