Welcome to ECCIE, become a part of the fastest growing adult community. Take a minute & sign up!
FIND GIRLS
Shemales
HOT SEARCH
REGISTER
REPORT TRAFFICKING
Image Scrapbook
BROWSE BIO PAGES
Available Now
SEARCH LADIES
PAY FOR PREMIUM ACCESS
DISCOUNTED BANNER SUBSCRIPTIONS
SEARCH
M.ECCIE.NET

Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

Become a part of one of the fastest growing adult communities online. We have something for you, whether you’re a male member seeking out new friends or a new lady on the scene looking to take advantage of our many opportunities to network, make new friends, or connect with people. Join today & take part in lively discussions, take advantage of all the great features that attract hundreds of new daily members!

Go Premium

Go Back   ECCIE Worldwide > General Interest > Comedy Central
Reload this Page For those who low ball providers
test
Comedy Central All your funny stuff goes here.

Most Favorited Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Most Liked Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Top Reviewers
cockalatte 650
MoneyManMatt 490
Jon Bon 400
Still Looking 399
samcruz 399
Harley Diablo 377
honest_abe 362
DFW_Ladies_Man 313
Chung Tran 288
lupegarland 287
nicemusic 285
Starscream66 282
You&Me 281
George Spelvin 270
sharkman29 256
Top Posters
DallasRain70831
biomed163764
Yssup Rider61304
gman4453377
LexusLover51038
offshoredrilling48840
WTF48267
pyramider46370
bambino43221
The_Waco_Kid37431
CryptKicker37231
Mokoa36497
Chung Tran36100
Still Looking35944
Mojojo33117

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 01-21-2013, 09:28 AM   #1
knowshisstuff
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: May 11, 2010
Location: Dallas
Posts: 219
Encounters: 10
Default For those who low ball providers
A man desperate for sex goes to a whorehouse with only $5 to his name. He approaches the madam of the house who politely informs him that five dollars won't get him anything. He pleads and pleads for sex until the madam finally tells him: "OK, go to room 3."

Our horny hero heads over to room 3. He opens the door to see the lights off and some candles lit. On the bed, he sees a beautiful blond girl lying naked spread eagle. Without any hesitation, he jumps on her and starts going at it. Five hours later, he's almost done when sperm starts coming out of her ears, her eyes, her mouth, everywhere! The guy panics and runs up to the front desk. He rambles off, with gasping breaths, "White stuff was coming out of her eyes, her mouth, her nose... EVERYWHERE." The lady behind the desk then calmly picks up the phone and says, "Dead girl in room 3 is full again."
knowshisstuff is offline   Quote
Old 01-21-2013, 10:22 AM   #2
jbravo_123
Verified Member
 
jbravo_123's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 7, 2012
Location: Houston
Posts: 2,548
Encounters: 15
Default
Cheaper than a RealDoll, I guess...
jbravo_123 is offline   Quote
Old 01-21-2013, 10:55 AM   #3
Sweet N Little
Upgraded Female Account
 
Sweet N Little's Avatar
 
User ID: 24680
Join Date: Apr 29, 2010
Location: North Little Rock,Ar
My Bio Page
Posts: 12,598
My ECCIE Reviews
Default
Sweet N Little is offline   Quote
Old 01-21-2013, 07:57 PM   #4
justin_pitt
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 3, 2013
Location: D.C.
Posts: 479
Encounters: 24
Default
justin_pitt is offline   Quote
Old 01-21-2013, 08:18 PM   #5
Sweet N Little
Upgraded Female Account
 
Sweet N Little's Avatar
 
User ID: 24680
Join Date: Apr 29, 2010
Location: North Little Rock,Ar
My Bio Page
Posts: 12,598
My ECCIE Reviews
Default
LOL Justin

Sweet N Little is offline   Quote
Old 01-21-2013, 08:25 PM   #6
Creamy Kitti
Upgraded Female Account
 
Creamy Kitti's Avatar
 
User ID: 116313
Join Date: Jan 7, 2012
Location: DMV
My Bio Page
Posts: 629
My ECCIE Reviews
Default
TOOO FUNNY!
Creamy Kitti is offline   Quote
Old 01-21-2013, 09:55 PM   #7
i'va biggen
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 20, 2011
Location: kansas
Posts: 28,773
Encounters: 17
Default
My key board is shot.Laughed till I cried..
i'va biggen is offline   Quote
Old 01-21-2013, 10:30 PM   #8
tia travels
Let's Have A Great Year!
 
tia travels's Avatar
 
User ID: 1650
Join Date: Jul 28, 2009
Location: Indianapolis & Touring
My Bio Page
Posts: 10,589
My ECCIE Reviews
Default
This is the girl in room 3.
tia travels is offline   Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 02:59 AM   #9
mikkifine
Account Disabled
 
User ID: 1641
Join Date: Jul 28, 2009
Location: Beltway8/Bissonet,Houston,TX 77036
Posts: 1,621
My ECCIE Reviews
Default
Oh my God those photos and cartoons are funny. LOL!
mikkifine is offline   Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 02:27 PM   #10
34E Whitney Weston
Catch me while you can
 
34E Whitney Weston's Avatar
 
User ID: 151509
Join Date: Sep 5, 2012
Location: Shreveport & Tyler
My Bio Page
Posts: 789
My ECCIE Reviews
Default
LOL
34E Whitney Weston is offline   Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 06:12 PM   #11
justin_pitt
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 3, 2013
Location: D.C.
Posts: 479
Encounters: 24
Default
LMAO

Nice Pic Tia Travels

Of course I prefer the:


But for women there is the:
justin_pitt is offline   Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


AMPReviews.net
Find Ladies
Hot Women

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright © 2009 - 2016, ECCIE Worldwide, All Rights Reserved

Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Forum Guidelines - Top