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11-21-2012, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 20, 2009
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Woman Driver
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her face up next to her
rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
for a couple seconds...
to continue shaving
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
my electric shaver
which knocked the donut
out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my legs!
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers!
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12-02-2012, 01:13 AM
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#2
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Let's Have A Great Year!
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She's only multi-tasking twice.
 <<=====Looks like he's worse.
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12-03-2012, 05:10 PM
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LOL
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12-03-2012, 08:50 PM
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Those jokes are funny
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12-03-2012, 08:56 PM
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12-03-2012, 09:00 PM
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I bet a man was driving this!!! LOL
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12-03-2012, 09:14 PM
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At least the RV was not damaged too much...... I would have hated to be in the truck.
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12-03-2012, 10:58 PM
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It doesn't look like the guy "made" it out of that truck. Look again. Looks like the ceiling was heavy and...crushed the driver's compartment.
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12-03-2012, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by tia travels
It doesn't look like the guy "made" it out of that truck. Look again. Looks like the ceiling was heavy and...crushed the driver's compartment.
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understood.....
That's why I made a comment......
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12-03-2012, 11:49 PM
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12-04-2012, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
I bet a man was driving this!!! LOL
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12-08-2012, 03:40 PM
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Hey, I can put on makeup, drive, and flip you off at the same time! lol
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12-08-2012, 07:32 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Originally Posted by tia travels
It doesn't look like the guy "made" it out of that truck. Look again. Looks like the ceiling was heavy and...crushed the driver's compartment.
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One can only hope.
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12-08-2012, 08:10 PM
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Location: Texas
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I will stop commenting on stuff, that I know nothing about...
Seeing that video on the news and all were well, with 20 something years of building stuff.
I was wrong again... dammit.....
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12-13-2012, 02:59 AM
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consulting for delites
Join Date: Apr 2, 2009
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did you see that red car - 3rd one coming down the block?
i imagine the driver saw what was happening and said "i'm getting the fuck out of here PRONTO!!"
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