IT'S MOVEMBER!
AKA the MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!!! I love moustaches! All over the world, men are growing out moustaches to encourage dialogue about MENS HEALTH.
MEN: Your average life expectancy is 5 years fewer than women! 1 in 2 men will be diagnosed with cancer in their lifetime, while 1 in 3 women will. Scary Shit!
The best way to keep your junk straight is to get an annual physical! Scared? Don't have the time? If you have the time to read this, you have the time to see a Doctor- hey maybe he/she will even throw in a script for a lil somethin' extra if you know what I mean *wink wink* *nudge nudge* *wiggly eyebrows*
Other things you can do to keep healthy?
Quit Smoking! Eat Healthy!
Be more PHYSICALLY ACTIVE! Manage your stress!
So get checked out guys, because you are of no use to me if you are dead.
xXx,
LUZ

Anyone else grow a moustache this MOVEMBER?