And the winner of the most original response is:
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Originally Posted by John_Dough
I go after it like I'm poisoned and the antidote is in there !
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Second prize to ArisRose for "My ass buffet is open 24/7".
Third prize to MoonLightKnight for his lovely mob joke.
And Mr. Congeniality is rockerrick, for "Homer king of the pussies."
Keep consuming those probiotics, folks. May not help, but it can't hurt. Fecal coliform, like fearmongers, are everywhere. Just because you haven't tasted the forbidden fruit, that doesn't mean that your exposure is absolute zero.
And for the record, I have recently tried it myself, after a lifetime of "no way Jose". I liked it, a lot. It can be pretty cool with the right person.
And to all the providers who don't want to kiss me now, because they know where my mouth has been: sorry sweety. Could have been nice, kissing your ass for an hour instead of pounding your pussy.