"Survivor Texas Style"

[Guest021817-2]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:
"Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius
with 13 bumper stickers which will read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"

2 "Amnesty for Illegals"

3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"

5 "I Voted for Obama"

6 "George Strait Sucks"

7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"

8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"

9. "Rosie O’Donnell is Texas born"

10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"

11. "Barney Frank is my hero"

12. "I side with Jane Fonda"

and the last sticker is…

13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Vote 2012

[loaditup]

Lol. Classic.

[200K]

100 poeple tried this last year, none got even halfway!

[Sweet N Little]

LOL Boobies

[Laz]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

LOL Boobies

LMAO

[Guest021817-2]

Hey... that is my Brothers truck! hahaha!

[i'va biggen]

Ran this last year...

[Guest021817-2]

Originally Posted by ekim008

Ran this last year...

New to me.... I was not here last year.......

I beg for your forgiveness, master of the internet.

[i'va biggen]

just saying newby

[Bull149]

Somethings are worth a second look. Somethings fit better at one time than another. Perfect timing for this one.

[tia travels]

Good things bear repeating.

(Edited in after I saw my post: seems Bull149 and I were thinking the same thing at the same time. Even though timestamp shows 10:43/10:44am each, they might have been posted only milliseconds from each other.)

[Marilynmilf]

Texas ! The Solution...

[Bull149]

Tia, great minds run in the same channels. We are living proof.

[YohannG]

Originally Posted by tia travels

Good things bear repeating.

http://www.beararmscolorado.com/prod...e-141224-1.htm

There you go, a bear arms repeater. Is that what you meant by good things?

[Guest010619]

I always loved how the Texas flag was ingrained into the U S flag.