This is the worst bitter touring Alabama ad ever! Check it out.

[trynagetlaid]

Why did she post it as an Ad? Would have loved to see the responses if she had posted in Coed...

[bladtinzu]

And who can forget this one....

Originally Posted by MissMelissa

Tucson you can KISS MY FUCKING ASS BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave me the hell the FUCK ALONE ..... You stole 1300 fucking dollars from me bitch you stole out of my fucking checking account, I have proof.... You can fuck off.. I DONT HAVE A FUCKING PIMP.... I had someone come over your house to fuck you up because you stole my money bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only reason why I was not going to give you back that fucking car was becasue you stole my MONEY bitch out my account.. I am the fucking dumbass for letting you open an account for me to steal my money. There is no fault here but your own dumbass problem... You should never stole my fucking money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Sorry everyone for the chooice words I am using toward this guy.. But I am sick and tired of all his lies and bullshit... Day in and day out he harressed not only me, but my family and my regulars...He stole pictures from from facebook and my website and now posting negative and ugly things about me.. They are nothing but lies, I am stress out about all the crap and how its effecting my job and my life... So I hope you can really understand why the words I use...!!!!!!!!!!!! This is getting way out of hand with him and I am tired of the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tucson if you dont take that fucking picture you stole off of my facebook down today I will talk to lawyer today and fuck you!!! YOU NOW DONE PISSED ME OFF WITH ALL YOU LIES AND BS... GET A FUCKING A LIFE BITCH AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

You still owe me $800 that I got from my regular to get the down payment for the fucking car... I have proof you stole not only 1300 off my website but also the money you stole from me that I got from my clients to get me that car.. You are nothing but a lier, that still money... That was not your money at all... That came from my website and you had no reason to steal it.. That why I had to do something about it.. I was not about to let you steal 2100 dollars from me.. Even though I did not get it all back but 1300...

[Guest030824]

I did take down the picture last week. All water under the bridge and I will say when Melissa is good she is very good. She has a temper and if you are on the wrong side you will get blasted.
Sign me as the naive old man.

[MissMelissa]

Sorry guy's if I ruffle a little feathers the other day with the chooice words I said...

((BUT) Dang it take those kinda of words get you guys to start talking ( WOW ) ...

If you dont want see me I understand.. I am not a "DRAMA QUEEN" I am just not understanding why I am not getting the respond like other ladies get on here... They are all ways bragging and saying they are so booked so I am just a little dazy and not understanding here... .Sorry if i did take it out on you guys it my bad... All I was doing was asking was for help--- I did not want it to turn out like this??? I want to visit you guy's and make it a good visit, I like to have fun, relax and enjoy my time while I am there, ( maybe go sight seeing a little )... When I ask to see who, or when would be a good time to come up, I dont get nothing in return ( zero ).. Why is that???

Really,what I was trying to say was that I made plans to be there Wedensday and it made me so upset, that you guys cant even call or email me and say cool let me up... That all I ask for was 3 prebooks, I get one... Sorry I just dont know what to say anymore you guy's are so tough on me I dont know what to do anymore..

[bladtinzu]

Originally Posted by MissMelissa

Sorry guy's if I ruffle a little feathers the other day with the chooice words I said...

((BUT) Dang it take those kinda of words get you guys to start talking ( WOW ) ...

If you dont want see me I understand.. I am not a "DRAMA QUEEN" I am just not understanding why I am not getting the respond like other ladies get on here... They are all ways bragging and saying they are so booked so I am just a little dazy and not understanding here... .Sorry if i did take it out on you guys it my bad... All I was doing was asking was for help--- I did not want it to turn out like this??? I want to visit you guy's and make it a good visit, I like to have fun, relax and enjoy my time while I am there, ( maybe go sight seeing a little )... When I ask to see who, or when would be a good time to come up, I dont get nothing in return ( zero ).. Why is that???

Really,what I was trying to say was that I made plans to be there Wedensday and it made me so upset, that you guys cant even call or email me and say cool let me up... That all I ask for was 3 prebooks, I get one... Sorry I just dont know what to say anymore you guy's are so tough on me I dont know what to do anymore..

#1. did you even research the Birmingham market before deciding you would give it a shot?
#2. Did you contact some well known Birmingham based ladies and see how the market was in terms of flucuations?
#3. Did you think that posting such drama filled bullshit would go un-noticed?
#4. Finally did you think posting what you did above would make things different?

Ok here is how it is. The Birmingham market has sucked on an epic level for quite some years now. Posting a heads up a week before is a good idea but some guys honestly need more time to plan. Two weeks would have been benificial for these guys.

So you need 3 to make a trip worth it? Having put out "feelers" earlier would have maybe garnered more of an interest. And face it we as guys are creatures of habbit. If your coming to town Wednesday and Thursday and I have a standing date with an ATF for one of those dates chances are I won't be modifying that. Well most guys wouldn't but I could give a shit less. If I am interested fuck the ATF. She can get all butthurt for all I care.

But when you did not get the response you were looking for you launched into a mini drama filled bullshit rant. Honestly I don't care how hot a woman is or how great her reviews are. She does that in a public manner I have no intentions of ever seeing her due to that and that alone. Too many other women out there who conduct themselves in a professional manner on these boards to pick from. The implied risk of seeing someone who doesn't is a huge turn off for me.

I would highly suggest you reel in the emotions when something does not go your way and act professional about it. What is the old saying you attract more flies with honey than vinegar.. That and possibly do more in depth research into the area you would like to visit. Might have better results that way.

[MissMelissa]

Yes I did all the research and even ask my regular... I had post way over a week ago asking to see what was going on down there way before I decide to get it a try to see if I can get pre books.. I hate when you say I am drama, I am just expressing my self .... I am not "DRAMA" I can promise you that... Enough said on the issue, """VERY SORRY """" time are hard I know---

[pyramider]

Damn, Melissa ... this is the first I have ever heard "MissMelissa" and "drama" in the same sentence. Even on the p, Melissa was usually very quiet and unassuming. You go get them.

[bladtinzu]

Originally Posted by MissMelissa

Yes I did all the research and even ask my regular... I had post way over a week ago asking to see what was going on down there way before I decide to get it a try to see if I can get pre books.. I hate when you say I am drama, I am just expressing my self .... I am not "DRAMA" I can promise you that... Enough said on the issue, """VERY SORRY """" time are hard I know---

No times are not hard... You want the truth old uncle Blad is going to share it with you. Brace yourself..

The Birmingham market has been what you would call stale for years. Guys like a wide range of ladies and for the better part of a decade we haven't gotten that (much). So a lot of us guys have gone the SB and UTR route. More bang for the buck you might say. Prime example.. Me. I use to average around 60 to 100 escorts a year since I travel a great deal. But when I stopped travelling so much I pretty much ran through the Birmingham market (Huntsville also) in no time flat. And facts are facts... We aren't getting any younger. So I hooked up with a SB and was quite shocked at the selection avaliable. Young (under 25), less miles on them, and fucking dirt cheap.... With the last three I had going at once my total out of pocket was around 4 grand a month. Using local ladies for the same time I was getting ect ect ect I would be spending 12 grand a month at the going rates. Hell 8 grand is another Herring prop for one of my boats so it was a win! I mean fuck this isn't Dallas... Those lucky fuckers have a serious selection pool to choose from I admire (and dive into every chance I get).. This is Ala-fuckin-bama after all. And seeing a lot of other guys are expressing interest in the SB thing I am not sure the market will even endure here.

And if you did all of that and still got a shitty response I am sorry. Going from your reviews and pictures I would have seen you. But also understand I cannot plan ahead ever. My day is never the same. I may go into the office at 7 am and by 10 am be jumping on a Netjets ride to head to Nc or Fl or god knows where else. I tried planning ahead years ago and it was an epic fail. But If I make an appointment and cannot make it I do let the lady know and see if she will allow me to wire her the agreed upon donation because after all this is a business and I know how losses can really fuck your day up.

And you did come across as drama in that post and a couple of others I noticed. Like in Lake Charles and dealing with that guy whom you claimed stole money from you.. Like I actually care about either situation because I don't. Just struck me and others as drama.

[guest100913]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Damn, Melissa ... this is the first I have ever heard "MissMelissa" and "drama" in the same sentence. Even on the p, Melissa was usually very quiet and unassuming. You go get them.

Most of the time, her posts are limited to ads and an occasional comment in the comedy central thread. It is rare that she blows up on the board, but usually that has to do with her stalker.

Originally Posted by tucson

All water under the bridge and I will say when Melissa is good she is very good. She has a temper and if you are on the wrong side you will get blasted.

Well, for someone who claims that it is all water under the bridge, you sure do comment on her very frequently all over the ECCIE website. Your posting history clearly indicates that you are not past it since you are constantly commenting in various threads about her.

Then of course, there are your unsolicited private messages you send out to guys in the area she is visiting in your attempt to poison the well, just as you did with me last year.

With your obsession and e-stalking of her travels... no wonder she goes off on you.

[ArisRose]

(Adds more butter to popcorn....)

[bladtinzu]

Originally Posted by ufriend2912

Most of the time, her posts are limited to ads and an occasional comment in the comedy central thread. It is rare that she blows up on the board, but usually that has to do with her stalker.



Well, for someone who claims that it is all water under the bridge, you sure do comment on her very frequently all over the ECCIE website. Your posting history clearly indicates that you are not past it since you are constantly commenting in various threads about her.

Then of course, there are your unsolicited private messages you send out to guys in the area she is visiting in your attempt to poison the well, just as you did with me last year.

With your obsession and e-stalking of her travels... no wonder she goes off on you.

Easy way to "fix" this stalker issue.... And yes it does involve a sawzall, shovel, and 100 pound sack of lime.. But after that.. Problem solved.

[Sporttech]

Its hard to hook us sweetheart when you're screaming at us like that! That's exactly what we're trying to escape from!!! We anticipated the apology by the way, not sure how much good it did!