Lucky,
The hobby is serious business. Reviews are basically worthless. I have no idea what kind of shape you are in or your sexual prowess, just read the reviews and imagine you were there. In a 30, or even 60 minute, appointment could you sit down and chat, drinck a bottle of wine, eat a woman out to six orgasms, get a mind blowing bj where you painted the book shelves eight feet from the couch, then cuddled, and then fucked her like a porn star in ten positions bringing her to another two orgasms before you fill a condom?
I would wager there is a review like that on any page of the indy reviews in the major markets. Now the truth is I do this several times a day but not everyone here is a sexual Tebow like me. The fact is you have to take all the information here with a grain of salt. Also, within the jokes there is a lot of truths, its up to you to figure out where the truth lies.
Also, the Search tab is your friend. Will someone post some taint?
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