word salad in Las Vegas

[Longermonger]

Let me tell you about a nightmare I dreamt.

One minute you're going to have a threesome with some CGs. The next thing you know one of them is babbling incoherent words and phrases nonstop...and sober. The 'normal' CG is now mad at her for screwing it up. They are both loud and in your hotel room. What do you do?

The angry one makes the crazy one go sit in the bathroom. That works for a while and we get down to business. (Angry girl is a trooper.) Then the crazy one creeps out of the bathroom like a kid that doesn't want to go to bed. Then she starts ranting again. Schizophrenia? I don't know but she's FOR REAL crazy. How did I get myself into this mess? My dick says, "I can't work like this." I Pull the plug and get them the fuck out of there! That's how my nightmare ended.

Fuckin' Vegas man, fuckin' Vegas.

I hope they got her in for a mental health evaluation. Has anyone else had a nightmare like this?

[BigMikeinKC]

Just my ex-wife.

[Sens55]

Nothing quite so bad. But once in Vegas I had to nice girls I met at the hotel casino bar agree to come to my room. We had a rate agreed (I think it was like $300 or $350 for a duo). It was a good rate, but not "cheap". But once we got up there I was told that only included them stripping to their panties and bra and they would "help" me do the deed. I'm like WTF? I don't remember the breakdown, but in the end they wanted like $1000 for me to do both, no MSOG, no DATY, no kissing. Just one jumps on for a bit and then the other and good bye. And their attitudes went from sweet girl next door at the bar to total bitch mode in the room, that by this time I was so turned off I told them to get out. But it blew my play money for the trip (no refund of the original deposit of course) that I was in a really bad mood.

It's specifically because of that (and a few less than stellar encounters with the pick up girls) that I do my homework and have dates in advance when I go to Vegas.

[BigMikeinKC]

question - were these agencies or indies?

[KCQuestor]

They sound like indies, since he met them at the bar.

I've been supremely lucky in my dealings with professional ladies. I've mentioned before that my very first time with an outcall I basically opened the Yellow Pages and called a number, yet wound up with a beautiful, sexy, willing professional. I've only ever had one real upsell -- again with a girl I got from the Yellow Pages. Her base rate only included oral, so I just laid back and enjoyed myself. She's also the one who told me that most of her dates only last 10-15 minutes and she had to go to another appointment after just 40 minutes.

I've had bad service before. I've had strange service before. I've been ripped off by street girls and strippers. But as far as a regular outcall date, I've never had the experiences described by the other posters.

[6ULDV8]

I hooked up with a gal one time whose eyes glowed red in the dark.



No shit. Apparently some kinda wierd physiological thing.

[Longermonger]

Dude, that's cool. Go start a thread on that shit right now. I had a civilian lady several years ago that didn't have 3 knuckles in her fingers, just 2. She was really cute and had HUGE boobs so it wasn't a deal breaker. Talk about Kung Fu grip!