Bullshitting in moderation?

[Hercules]

I understand the strategies behind them. But sometimes it's laid on a little tooooo thick. Here are some common ones I've heard from more then one lady.

The ladies are very busy.
Their message:
*They don’t want us to see‘em bleed. Thus opening them up to a whole bunch of bargain hunting or special requests.
When they go overboard:
*We all hit hard times recently. I’m working much longer now and if I perceive a lady to be so busy to attempt scheduling with me then I’ll just skip her.
*When I see a lady posting how busy she is 10-20 times a day. I have to wonder if she’s posting these claims in the middle of a session(s) while her clients are taking a pee?
*The “ewe” factor. Who wants sloppy 2nds, 3rds, 4ths etc. Associated with an overly active lady?

(Ironically, years ago when times were great the common strategy was for a lady to claim she'd see one and only one client per day when everyone knew they were taking multiple appointments.)

The enforcer. A large man who's ONLY their friend and will do anything for them.
Their message:
*They’ll send someone to deal with problem clients.
When they go overboard:
*What I hear is “PIMP”.
*We’re in Texas. Where who knows who is carrying. Ya’ll really want your friend shot and your name spread over the news?

(And seriously...why is it always a large BLACK man who's sometimes gay? Be original and choose a large Samoan or a Hawaiian man!)

Pre-payment/deposits.
Their message:
*Securing business up front and thus resticting our ability to see other ladies.
When they go overboard:
*Search the alerts to see if a guy has been screw via pre-payment first please!
*Pre-payment = Harder to schedule and sessions are usually less enthusiastic.
*Trust factor. I will now require the lady’s valid driver’s license in exchange for pre-payment and I will hold it until the debt is satisfied. Because the ladies should trust US as much as they’re asking US to trust them.

[guest040711-1]

Kinda strange title??

[Clouddancer]

Yeah I thought he was going to say the moderators are bullshitters .... j/k

[Hercules]

Originally Posted by SP Hunter

Kinda strange title??

A bit touchy nowadays are we?....

[Jules Jaguar]

im confused, us providers are not smart enough to take in all this info at once.

[TonyStark]

Darn it Jules, back to Provider school for you!

[Guest030911]

Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

im confused, we providers are not smart enough to take in all this info at once.

Fixed that for ya!

[Jules Jaguar]

i told u we aint that brite dammit

[Guest030911]

I have met some intelligent ladies in this business.

and a few who weren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.


As most of you know I love pics, and this is definitely one of my favorite.

[just4funindfw]

Originally Posted by cpi3000

I have met some intelligent ladies in this business.

and a few who weren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.


As most of you know I love pics, and this is definitely one of my favorite.

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

speaking of cats...one of my favorite quotes is from hollywood henderson, talking about terry bradshaw...

'bradshaw is so dumb, he couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the a'

[Putanna Di Classe]

I am confused too...are you trying to say we are full of shit?
I think what threw me the most was the title...I too thought it was going to be about mods being B.S.ers...lol

Lol, long post edited. Wanted to re-word it but got suddenly side-tracked.

[TonyStark]

Originally Posted by Marla

I am confused too...are you trying to say we are full of shit?
I think what threw me the most was the title...I too thought it was going to be about mods being B.S.ers...lol

Lol, long post edited. Wanted to re-word it but got suddenly side-tracked.

OK, put your school girl outfit on and go sit next to Jules.

[Putanna Di Classe]

Originally Posted by TonyStark

OK, put your school girl outfit on and go sit next to Jules.

You would like that too much! And then I would have to tell people I was BUSY. But would I REALLY be busy...or just trying to drum up biz?

[Int3rested]

BSE?