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[Killersalt]

Originally Posted by texasjohn1965

I heard he was doing doubles with a power chair driving midget.

TJ, you just made some midget's no service list. Kidding aside boardman is a whore and isn't even GFE. I also heard that he has fleas and craps in a litter box.

Below is a pic taken from his last session:



The provider issued an alert, gained 200lbs and got herself banned.

[onehitwonder]

Boardman, welcome. Do you have a bloody blog?. So I can read about how fun and how educated and well liked you are on other more lucrative boards. I am not intimidated by opinionated "pussy" cats with a mind of their own! BTW, do you have your own personal mod yet? If not I believe we have the perfect one in mind! However, you may have to fight for their affections. Brilliant!

God Save The queer..."opps, my bad!" I mean the Queen. ....

[texasjohn1965]

Originally Posted by onehitwonder

God Save The queer..."opps, my bad!" I mean the Queen. ....

You had it right the first time.

[live4fun]

wasnt boardman married to brook or babydoll? wow, anyone who gets to close is banned...

hmmm...

[Htowner]

Welcome to our fair city. May be fairy city after your arrival.
Please don't ask us if we have a $250 limit and then show your $125 reviews. Perhaps someone confused her weight with her rate and I am confusing you with her.
Enjoy the city, don't be shitty or cunty.
Enjoy our welcome but don't wear it out.
Do you like opera?

Gawd save the queen of the queers. Or is it Gawd save the queen who saved the queers? Anyway , either way you are one of the saved ones.Not to worry.

[pyramider]

Glad BM is finally here . . . Now we can get to experimenting on some new cat herding tools.

[Kurrin Beverly]

I didn't pass screening, because I don't have legitimate references. F..k it; I'm going to see less reputable hobbyist.

[Guest030617]

Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

I don't have paypal but I have some really good refs, maybe you have heard of them....BW and BDS?? Your pics are awesome is that a full bush I saw one time

These two names might be the last you need to throw up for a reference!!

Originally Posted by live4fun

wasnt boardman married to brook or babydoll? wow, anyone who gets to close is banned...

hmmm...

It was Brooke.....when he got the divorce...he was toooo busy trying to play me and UCD....sooo i told her she could have him and she hasn't been banned, so he isn't tainted yet!

[TX Bulldog]

BM is holding a meet and greet when he gets to Houston. Everyone check your pms for the time and place....well everyone except WW, dh and WU.. Sorry guys.

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by boardman

Wow, Muffbro!
What an awesome welcome! I do want everyone to know that while I am already 70% booked I still have some room on my schedule. So if you want to spend some time with a seductive hobbyist with a great sense of humor, charm, wit and of course who is highly intelligent you can pre-book with just a twenty percent deposit. I take pay-pal.

And to you, Wakeup, before I put you on ignore, I am blonde. Don't be so cunty!

*Yea, I have a big brain too...Deal with it.*

Most Favorite Cat of SHMB land, Boardman please do not put us on ignore! Strong cats with opinions are the best thing ever! No one can deal with that much bigness in the brain we will forever be in the big headed shadow of your giant intellect.

We promise to worship you, pet you and even buy you that skin on skin rabbit fur coat you had on your wish list. We will lovingly post in each and every one of your 14 threADs and proclaim from every hill top and litter box that you are the fairest Boardman of them all. Berate the low life cheap bastards that will not prepay as misogynistic losers that are not good enough to brush your fur, much less share a bowl of milk with you in public. We beg you to let us come to your meet & greet we will grovel and promise to bring fabulous offerings.

NASA needs you help with their new cat rocket, Mensa has proclaimed you most likely to cure feline furball syndrome and we will even ghost write your look at me I'm an attention whore blog if you would just set your gender to feline. Need a threAD locked on the Y or eraps we are your Huckleberry and if it goes south we will even make it disappear. Hell no to that deposit we want to pre-pay in full. That is how real gentlemen roll, when a very fetching cat comes calling. Can we pre-tip as well or just shower you with more presents?

Super freakin' fan-flocking-tastic Awesomeland doesn't begin to cover your unlimited perfection, as a cool cat and King of all threads. Why is this work of SHMB perfection not in coed where it belongs, it has cat class and it has cat style.

Let the banging on the RTM begin.

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Boardman, welcome. Do you have a bloody blog?. So I can read about how fun and how educated and well liked you are on other more lucrative boards. I am not intimidated by opinionated "pussy" cats with a mind of their own! BTW, do you have your own personal mod yet? If not I believe we have the perfect one in mind! However, you may have to fight for their affections. Brilliant!

God Save The queer..."opps, my bad!" I mean the Queen. ....

Yes mAm he does have a lovely blog I just found it.
BoardMans blog
He also has a You Tube video. I personally love this idea. I saw his and just had to have one of my own.
Boardman's first You Tube video
He even took time and spent some money on a presentable web site
Boardman's web site
UCD no worries gurl I used Dear Prophets P411 . I will share with you. I booked a 3 hour dinner date. We are good to go.
Welcome to Houston Boardman I hope you have a jacuzzi available. Also with a P411 account is there a discount for multi hour dates?

[Valerie]

Ya know, this type of obsessive behaviour isn't healthy, I mean you guys really sit in front of your computer all day and talk about the same shit, over and over with each other...sad really...

I posted a thread asking questions and from the get go you were rude. If this is what gets you guys off then keep on with your pathetic little posts, but know this....I'm not going anywhere, I will post on this forum anytime I want and there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it. So sorry you guys didn't get invited to the M&G I'm having, but I prefer to spend my time getting to know people who aren't sadistic narcs...

What some of you fail to realize, or perhaps you simply don't care?...But I post on these boards because I am a provider, I advertise here and there's not anything wrong with that, posting on message boards is how we make our money. Unlike most of you men who just post because you have no lives, I actually do, this is how I provide for my family. I am a single mother with an autistic child, so I will do whatever I need to to ensure bookings. Any of you with children should understand that, especially if they are special needs kids. So while it may be all fun and games for you to continue to write these ridiculous threads, have you ever thought you may be affecting business for a provider? You probably could care less, I like to think there is good in everyone, but the only thing the guys on this thread have shown me is cruelty...Does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to constantly talk shit about me? Someone you know nothing about except that I'm British and speak my mind. I can understand how shocking it may be to you that I actually stand up for myself, because no one else on this board seems to, and that's sad..

I put most of you on ignore for a reason, because I care not for what you have to say. If you don't like my threads, then don't read them, if you don't like my blog, then don't read it either... Just leave me alone, I'm sick of this nonsense.

[Artie Lange]

Sweety just ignore them like the rest of us do

[onehitwonder]

[QUOTE=Valerie;1020548]Ya know, this type of obsessive behaviour isn't healthy, I mean you guys really sit in front of your computer all day and talk about the same shit, over and over with each other...sad really...

I posted a thread asking questions and from the get go you were rude. If this is what gets you guys off then keep on with your pathetic little posts, but know this....I'm not going anywhere, I will post on this forum anytime I want and there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it. So sorry you guys didn't get invited to the M&G I'm having, but I prefer to spend my time getting to know people who aren't sadistic narcs...

What some of you fail to realize, or perhaps you simply don't care?...But I post on these boards because I am a provider, I advertise here and there's not anything wrong with that, posting on message boards is how we make our money. Unlike most of you men who just post because you have no lives, I actually do, this is how I provide for my family. I am a single mother with an autistic child, so I will do whatever I need to to ensure bookings. Any of you with children should understand that, especially if they are special needs kids. So while it may be all fun and games for you to continue to write these ridiculous threads, have you ever thought you may be affecting business for a provider? You probably could care less, I like to think there is good in everyone, but the only thing the guys on this thread have shown me is cruelty...Does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to constantly talk shit about me? Someone you know nothing about except that I'm British and speak my mind. I can understand how shocking it may be to you that I actually stand up for myself, because no one else on this board seems to, and that's sad..

I put most of you on ignore for a reason, because I care not for what you have to say. If you don't like my threads, then don't read them, if you don't like my blog, then don't read it either... Just leave me alone, I'm sick of this nonsense.[/QUOTE


Everything I do that makes me happy is unhealthy. Now that being said.....

You're right. There is nothing we can "do" about it. .....but call you on your shit. You showed up in Houston with that nasty GPS attitude. Insulting and berating folks left and right and now shits gone south and you're cryin foul, playing the sympathy card. WAY whatever. See us Texans weren't raised like that. When we " come to visit " we usually wipe our feet on the mat and make an effort to speak to everyone in the room not kick the front door down and then piss all over the Persian rug. See how that works? Im a Texan and I speak MY mind. Also, I would like to take this time to decline your invitation to your M&G as I like to spend my time with folks who know how to behave like mature, respectful, humble adults. You're cute, but so are 99% of our Houston girls but they don't shove it down our throats every single mf'ing time they post. As far as "us" hurting your business you did that all by yourself. Take a bow, girlfriend. Cherrio, Yall....

(*edited for spelling and punctuation*) see, I have a brain

[Htowner]

Even boardman wouldn't piss on a Persian rug.
Just saying.