All it takes is 3 inches

[CivilBarrister]

This is a story about
A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.


There is a moral to this story.....

In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,

'Gosh...if I go down three inches
I will feel the mist From the water and I will be refreshed.'

There was a fish in the water thinking,

'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.'

There was a bear on the shore thinking,
'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
That fish will jump for the fly...
And I will grab the fish!!'


It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank
Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.....

'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish leaps for it...
That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.'


Now, you probably think this is
Enough activity on one river bank,
But I can tell you there's more....

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,

'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish jumps for that fly..
And that bear grabs for that fish...
The dumb hunter will shoot the bear
And drop his cheese sandwich.'

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
(as was fashionable to do on the banks of
This particular river around lunch time)

'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish jumps for that fly
And that bear grabs for that fish
And that hunter shoots that bear...
And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .
Then I can have mouse for lunch.'


The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he
Heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly...

The bear grabs the fish..

The hunter shoots the bear..

The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...

The cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse ducks...

The cat falls into the water and drowns.

NOW, The Moral Of The Story...



Whenever a fly goes down three inches,

Some pussy's gonna be in serious danger.



didn't see that one coming, did you?

[Fancyinheels]

Permission to steal this for my website blog, please?

[Fast Gunn]

That is funny stuff, counselor!

You could probably make it into a movie!

[CivilBarrister]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Permission to steal this for my website blog, please?

Permission Granted.

[FriskyGuy]

Nice one!!!

[ThatManFromTexas]

Ok...now I see what I've been doing wrong... but why does the fly have to go all the way down to three inches...

[pyro]

humorous...
Always nice to here from you sir!

[SpursFan]

LOL

SF

[Sensia]

Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Ok...now I see what I've been doing wrong... but why does the fly have to go all the way down to three inches...

LMFAO...

That was great CB! Funny reply TMFT!

[The G.O.A.T]

ROFLMAO

[tikkler33]

Somehow I thought this thread was going to make me feel better about the length of my member...

[CivilBarrister]

Originally Posted by tikkler33

Somehow I thought this thread was going to make me feel better about the length of my member...

Think of it this way Tikkler, when a lady looks at little tikkler and asks you
"Who do you think you are going to please with that little thing?"

Look her right in the eye and say "ME!"

[LeftySmith]

I thought the same thing tikkler...

Just wondering... anyone else besides me have a provider ask YOU to wear a strap-on?

[tikkler33]

I have tried using a couple of inches of sawed off broomstick in the top of the condom to add that "little extra" for her.

[hartboyz20]

LMFAO....CB strikes again, why haven"t I ever met an attorney with good humor in the professional world????